The Terrible Ten: September 28, 2023

The self-declared republic of Nagorno-Karabakh will cease to exist after next year. Nonetheless, the Trump International Nagorno-Karabakh Hotel is valued at $800 million on Donald Trump’s loan applications.

Canadian youth soccer referees in Ontario province will wear body cameras to document verbal abuse by parents. And to make the occasional video of some kid getting hit with a soccer ball in the nuts.

A house collapse in Philly damaged parked cars due to falling bricks. Also, bricks were damaged due to falling people inside the house.

Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg introduced their artiificial intelligence chatbot, for use on its Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp platforms. You can use it to Like & Comment on your mother’s posts so you can finally stop doing it.

A 2021 video shows a Houston-area Jack In The Box employee fire a handgun at a drive-thru customer after they argued over missing curly fries. The worker missed, then missed again after the driver pulled up to the second window.

New York City officials found ‘ghost guns’ and a 3D printer at a licensed day care center. They also found a label-maker so toddlers could print their name on a sticker and put it on their gun.

Philadelphia police announced dozens of arrests following looting incidents at downtown retailers including an Apple Store, Lululemon & Foot Locker. Or, as the looters called it, “The Big End Of Summer Clearance Event”.

Some Apple Store looters entered Not Guilty pleas, admitting they took iPhones, but their old phones were looted two years ago, so they were eligible for upgrades.

Investigators in the University of Idaho stabbing murders of four students have requested a search warrant for defendant Bryan Kohberger’s “click activity pertaining to knives” from YouTube, PayPal, Venmo, & Apple. Kohberger remains in custody as the Amazon Prime suspect.

The U.S. Senate adopted an official dress code after controversy stirred by freshman Senator John Fetterman wearing shorts. Instead of a hooded robe, the Grim Reaper will now be required to wear a suit coat, tie & slacks for his meetings with Dianne Feinstein and Mitch McConnell.

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