The FDA is banning brominated vegetable oil – used primarily in fruit-flavored soft drinks – because it causes damage to the heart, liver & kidneys. So say goodbye to Mountain Dew Citrus Swollen Liver Blast.

Animal rescuers in Long Island, New York pulled a great horned owl from the grille of a woman’s car, saving its life. The owl was stuck in the grille and in the spokes of a tricycle already lodged there.

Studies find a double-digit percentage of people don’t know the difference between Switzerland and Sweden. This doesn’t present a problem unless they’re traveling, ordering Swiss meatballs or buying a Swedish army knife.

Chinese electronics giant Huawei announced a new electric vehicle to compete with Tesla’s Model S. The Huawei car can parallel park itself on the seventh try.

Kim Kardashian revealed she has a secret tattoo, an infinity symbol inside her lower lip. Ironically, the tattoo has been seen by far fewer people than have seen her bare breasts, buttocks & vagina.

$2 bills are now valued by collectors and may be worth thousands. So hopefully you held on to a couple after you mowed that cheap old lady’s lawn decades ago.

Iceland temporarily banned tourists from bathing in the Blue Lagoon geothermal pool following a series of earthquakes. The already-warm water was made moreso by the humans already in the lagoon pissing themselves at the first tremors.

A new Pew Research study finds 57% of Americans tip 15% or less for an average sit-down restaurant meal. 22% say they tip 20%. The other 21% run.

K-Mart Australia removed a ham storage bag from shelves, labeled Merry Ham-Mas!, due to insensitivity amidst the Israel/Hamas war. They also removed the Happy Ham-ukkah! bag for kosher reasons.

Harry Styles shaved his head. Fans aren’t thrilled with the less hairy style.