A Florida man was arrested after police discovered his “plan to kill everyone” at his old high school. Cops didn’t believe it when the guy said he was performing standup comedy at the homecoming weekend talent show.

Google is prompting users to create passkeys for passwordless logins on Google accounts. So set aside 45 minutes to try explaining that to your Moms & Dads.

Payton Shires, a 24-year-old Columbus, Ohio social worker, was arrested for having sex with a 13-year-old boy she was counseling. She admitted to failing at being able to counsel him not to brag about having sex.

Divorcing celebrities Sophie Turner & Joe Jonas appear to have settled a child custody arrangement, splitting the two kids’ time between the U.S. and U.K. every few weeks. They’ll now fight over who gets to keep the kids’ frequent flyer miles.

Playboy removed porn star-turned-influencer Mia Khalifa from their “creator platform” after her remarks in support of Hamas’ terrorist attacks in Israel. Playboy said they’re fine with models creating boners, but not controversy.

Los Angeles Police released years-old video of officers ignoring a call for backup at a robbery scene so they could play Pokemon Go on their phones. The officers then captured a Snorlax after shooting the unarmed Pokemon 15 times.

Parents beat a naked man after he allegedly tried touching children as they shopped in a JC Penney store. The kids are reportedly okay, but still dealing with the trauma of their parents buying them school clothes at JC Penney.

The Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner, 72, told bachelorettes at a 7:30a.m. rose ceremony that it’s the latest he’s ever stayed up, calling it a Three-Cialis Night.

Return To Nature funeral home in Colorado – who bury unembalmed corpses – were found to have 115 decomposing bodies at their facility after complaints of a foul odor in the vicinity. The owner told police & the FBI that his shovel broke.

A Virginia heart doctor told his patient – a woman with cardiopulmonary issues who was depressed because her cat had died – that he’d write her a prescription for a new cat. The woman adopted a cat, but not before getting kicked out of five different CVS stores.