A Chinese zoo is denying that its sun bears are humans in costumes. They’re actually dogs in costumes.

CVS is laying off 5,000 corporate employees, with what’s being described as the ‘longest pink slips ever’.

Taylor Swift paid $100,000 bonuses to each of the roughly 50 truckers hauling her tour stage and equipment around the U.S. They’ll each keep around $60,000 after taxes and paying their speed dealers.

A ban on the sale of incandescent light bulbs takes effect today. However, black lights are exempt from the ban, so you can still show off your gas station art collection.

McDonald’s is launching a small spinoff chain called ‘CosMc’s’ – based on an alien mascot called CosMc, that has multiple hands, loves McDonald’s french fries, and is the first non-human life form with Type 2 Diabetes.

Corporations are increasingly turning to AI chatbots to handle job interviews – leaving actual humans in the human resource function free to handle their other important duties: office birthday parties, firing people, and telling workers not to expect raises.

A new study finds body-focused repetitive behaviors [BFRBs] like nail-biting, hair-pulling and skin-picking can be reduced by gently stroking your skin. Although bystanders are generally find the BFRBs are less creepy-looking than the skin-stroking.

Leprosy is on the rise in central Florida, according to both the Centers for Disease Control, and Disney World workers reporting a spike in hands, feet, & noses at the Lost & Found.

The New York Times ‘Wirecutter’ column issued rankings and recommendations for the five best clitoral vibrators, based on 150 hours of research. The column was met with criticism from conservatives, and husbands who really could have used the info before Mother’s Day.

A Tennessee woman was arrested for possession of child porn, and of filming sex with a dog. The latter was added to the child porn charges since the dog was just a year old.