Amazon’s Echo Smart Home Assistant is being updated with a camera, so that Alexa will now be able to provide fashion advice to Echo owners. 

“Alexa, take a look at my outfit.”

“Okay. I’m looking”

::silence::

“Alexa?”

“I’m here. So..where are you going?”

“On a date.”

“Do I know the guy?”

“No”

“Are you in to him?”

“Kind of.”

::silence::

“Alexa..does this dress make me look fat?”

::smoke rises from Alexa’s grill::

“Ranch dressing has 12 grams of fat.”

“That’s not what I asked.”

“Goodbye.”