American Airlines announced that they’re cutting legroom in Economy Class by 2 inches. The airline is offering early boarding to passengers who need a little extra time removing their legs.
MSNBC co-hosts of ‘Morning Joe’ Mika Brzezenski and Joe Scarborough announced that they’re engaged. Now she’ll have to endure Afternoon Joe and Evening Joe.
Great Britain’s Royal Family has sued a French tabloid for $1.6 million over topless photos that they published. Said a spokesman for the tabloid, “turns out nobody wants to see the Queen like that anyway.”
A rabbi visiting the White House posted a selfie with Steve Bannon, and exposed items on Bannon’s whiteboard. Said Bannon “I have nothing against blackboards, honest.”