Newly crowned Miss USA Kara McCullough angered some by calling health care a ‘privilege’, not a ‘right’. “Fake boobs, manicures, makeovers…you know, health care” she said.

Economists estimate that more jobs have been lost in retailing than in coal mines. On hearing the news, Trump urged supporters to spend more money at Coals Department Store.

Alex Rodriguez skipped Derek Jeter Night at Yankee Stadium and had dinner with girlfriend Jennifer Lopez. This surprised Yankees fans, who know that A Rod usually waited until playoff games to not show up.

Robert Griffin III is set to marry his girlfriend, who is pregnant with his child. He got down on one knee to propose, and is now expected to miss the 2017 season.

Experts say the perpetrators of the WannaCry ransomware virus have only received about $50,000 in payments. Their next move is expected to be more profitable, a GoFundMe for a sick dog.


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