Reese Witherspoon launched a plus-size clothing line for women sizes 4 to 6.

Another porn star, Jessica Drake, is speaking out over alleged sexual misconduct by President Trump.  Meanwhile, in other White House staff news, the President’s Fluffer resigned.

The White House released a sex education pamphlet promoting abstinence-only, touting the “benefits of avoiding sex”. Namely, fewer lawsuits.

Two Iowa nursing assistants, women ages 23 and 26, are accused of having sex with patients at a psychiatric facility. To protect their identities, lawyers filing the charges against the women referred to the psychiatric patients only as ‘Deez Nuts’.

Florida’s 2016 Police Officer of the Year Nicholas Worthy was arrested after feces, guns and drugs were found in a search of his ‘disgusting’ home. Worthy tried explaining that the guns were his, but the feces and drugs belonged to his roommate, Rex, the 2017 Police Canine Officer of the Year.

A 28-year-old married Alabama bible school teacher has been arrested for carrying on a months-long sexual relationship with a 17-year-old boy. The teacher faces 20 years in prison, and the teenager is just thrilled to be getting out of bible school.

An American Airlines flight from Brazil was delayed for 27 hours because the pilot got in a fistfight with the agent in charge of the boarding jetway, giving new meaning to the term “Fight or Flight”.

President Trump, attending a ceremony to announce new tariffs, told a steelworker that his father was “looking down on him proudly”, when the steelworker replied that his father wasn’t dead, Trump meant his father was cleaning the balcony.