Pornhub blocked access to users in Virginia, Utah & Mississippi, after all three states passed laws requiring age verification to view it. Mississippi teenagers are especially frustrated after discovering they still can’t get in by holding up a fake ID to their laptop camera.

Heavy rain forced the delay or cancellation of 400 flights at Philadelphia International Airport. Baggage handlers appreciated the storms because of the lighter workload, and because they enjoy sleeping while it rains.

Disney World closed its Blizzard Beach water park, and will reopen it in early 2024 after major refurbishment, and after they add enough fresh water to drop the urine content below 25%.

Sarah Silverman is suing OpenAI, creator or ChatGPT, for using her content to train the artificial intelligence. Silverman filed the suit after ChatGPT got really better than her at telling jokes about Jewish girls having sex.

Elton John performed his final live show on his Goodbye Yellow Brick Road tour, ending a career spanning 50 years of touring and 30,000 bad toupees.

Convicted sex criminal and former USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar was stabbed by a fellow inmate. Nassar has cancelled all physical exams for men in leotards gearing up for the big Prison Olympiad.

A record number of Americans are living alone. 30 percent of American households are now comprised of a single person – and a dog or cat who get way too many Christmas presents.

Singer Dua Lipa attended the premiere of the Barbie movie in a see-through dress. Although, in keeping with Barbie tradition, she had her nipples removed.

A transgender woman won the Miss Netherlands pageant – keeping everyone guessing what’s in her Netherregions.

Donald Trump made a campaign stop at a Iowa Dairy Queen, where he didn’t know what a Blizzard is, but offered to send Don Jr & Eric to shovel out of it.