The Terrible Ten: August 29, 2023

Hurricane Idalia is expected to make landfall and do considerable damage in Florida. Meanwhile, Hurricane Vidalia is already wreaking havoc on an Outback Steakhouse customer in Florida who ate three Bloomin’ Onions.

Hundreds of flights are cancelled in & out of Florida because of the hurricane. “What hurricane?”” said a Southwest Airlines spokesperson as they cancelled dozens of flights because it’s Tuesday.

3M Corporation agreed to pay $6 billion in damages after the U.S. military said its earplugs caused hearing loss – an unheard-of settlement.

Kouri Richins, a Utah mother accused of murdering her husband then writing a children’s book ‘Are You With Me?‘ about grief & loss, will not face the death penalty. However, prosecutors asked to block publication of her latest children’s book ‘It Sucks In Jail’.

An Australian woman suffering from abdominal pain, diarhhea, night sweats and fever was found to have a worm living in her brain. After being removed, the worm said the sweats and fever were its fault, but blamed the rest on her diet.

A couple held a gender reveal in the middle of an Adele concert during her residency in Las Vegas. “So was it a boy or girl?” asked dozens of fans returning to their seats who skipped it to hit the concession stand for drinks.

A high school football game in suburban Philadelphia was suspended in the third quarter after a student in the crowd was spotted carrying a gun. Police removed the student, and parents praised the cop by firing their guns into the air.

Donald Trump posted on Truth Social that he won the Senior Club Championship at his Bedminster, NJ golf course – edging out ex-wife Ivana, who was six under.

A Univision network news crew in Chicago was robbed while covering the scene of a robbery. Stay tuned for film at 11, captured by the robbers with the camera they stole.

Vladimir Putin is asking aides to prepare for another possible mutiny after the death of Wagner mercenary group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin. So Wagner soldiers are being offered an all-expenses-paid vacation starting with a private flight to Cancun.

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