The Securities & Exchange Commission is investigating Twitter/X owner Elon Musk for using company funds to build an elaborate glass house. Musk defended the plan, saying he and new CEO Linda Yaccarino promised investors more transparency.

Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell froze and was seemingly unable to speak during a press event with reporters. It’s gotten so bad, California Senator Dianne Feinstein is making fun of him while sitting at the Cracker Barrel she thinks is the Senate chamber.

A Kremlin spokesperson stated that Wagner mercenary leader Yevgeny Prigozhin’s private plane “may have been downed on purpose”. They’re investigating Acme Aircraft and the pilot, Wileimir Coyoteov.

Actress Florence Pugh says those who criticize her see-through dresses are ‘scared of freedom’. “Damn right!” say teenage boys who are big fans of freedom.

John McEnroe will be unable to provide color commentary during the U.S. Open after testing positive for COVID – then breaking a racket on the COVID test after arguing with it for five minutes.

A honeymooning couple cut their trip short after finding out their dog died in the care of their petsitter. The groom is saddened at having to go home and bury his dog after burying his dog in the south of France every night for a week.

A mom is furious that American Airlines charged her $61 to sit next to her 2-year-old daughter. She’s even angrier that her husband happily paid $200 so he didn’t have to sit near either of them.

A Wagyu beef bowl of pho that takes 48 hours to prepare and costs $170 is being served at the Oriental Pearl restaurant in Ho Chi Minh City by Executive Chef Le Trung – who’s known as the Pho King because his food is pretty Pho King expensive.

An Iranian weightlifter received a lifetime ban from Iran’s weightlifting federation because he shook hands with an Israeli at a competition. He’s now reconsidering telling his friends and family that he’s dating a nice Jewish girl.

‘Friends‘ director James Burrow said UK actress Helen Baxendale – who portrayed Ross Geller’s British wife Emily – was “nice but not particularly funny”. He went on to discuss the cast of spinoff ‘Joey‘, where “nobody was particularly funny”.