A groundskeeper mowed around a half-naked dead body in front of an abandoned North Carolina home because he thought it was a Halloween decoration. Police say they can’t blame him since most werewolves they see aren’t wearing pants.

A collegiate cheerleading coach quit her job and moved from Florida to Virginia, only to arrive and discover she was never really hired. She is now unemployed and in the future won’t be. aggressive. be-be agressive.

Shannon O’Connor, a 48-year-old California mom, faces felony charges for hosting alcohol-fueled sex parties for high school students. Her Google history included searches for ‘hot 16 year old girls’. It also included searches for ‘party clowns’ since she hosted alcohol-fueled parties for kindergartners.

Star of Disney’s The Little Mermaid, Halle Bailey, is reportedly pregnant. She’s considering a water birth, either naturally, or under-the-sea section.

An incarcerated California serial killer claimed he murdered his pedophile cell mate because of his poor personal hygiene. And just because, you know, it’d been a while.

The average cost for employers to provide health insurance to families rose to $24,000 per year. The cost for fired employees to maintain coverage through COBRA rose to $50,000 per month.

Eight airports in France were closed for security reasons. And because the Parisian bedbug infestation has gotten so bad they’re now hijacking planes to other countries.

European budget airline easyJet cancelled a flight from Tenerife to London because a passenger defecated on the bathroom floor before takeoff. Investigators are running DNA of a Mickey Mouse Pull-Up abandoned at the crime scene.

The FBI released a list of 10 Most-Stolen Cars, as U.S. auto thefts increased 20%. The most-stolen is muscle car Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat. The other 9 were Any Cars Driven By Someone Lost In Philadelphia After Midnight.

Britney Spears claims in her new autobiography that she had an abortion after getting pregnant with Justin Timberlake. Britney said the decision was Tearin’ Up My Heart, as Timberlake bid the child Bye Bye Bye.