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A chocolate labrador was given $2,000 for its role finding escaped Pennsylvania fugitive Michael Burham and barking at him in the woods. The dog was last seen adopting a female french poodle and buying multiple cases of peanut butter.

A new golf course in New York’s Hudson Valley held its grand opening, then closed due to torrential flooding. Water hazards caused two drownings.

Las Vegas Police searched a home in Henderson, Nevada as part of their investigation into Tupac Shakur’s murder nearly 30 years ago. Cops wouldn’t say what new lead they were following, only that it was a biggie.

Delta Air Lines cancelled a Las Vegas-to-Atlanta flight due to passenger’s illness while the plane waited hours on the tarmac in 110-degree heat. Due to heat exhaustion, they also cancelled the scheduled flight attendant/unruly passenger fistfight.

Regional chain Taco John’s won’t continue to spend millions in legal fees to defend its ‘Taco Tuesday’ trademark in court battles with Taco Bell and others. Instead, they’ll use the money to settle claims with hundreds of food poisoning victims.

An Australian man and a dog were rescued after being lost at sea for three months. The man said they survived on raw fish, and the dog said he survived by biting the man whenever he ran out of raw fish.

Country singer Jason Aldean’s video for ‘Try That In A Small Town’ was pulled from CMT network for its message of using guns to defend your rights. 58 people were murdered by a Las Vegas gunman during an Aldean concert, so he changed the lyrics from ‘Try That In The World’s Largest Tourist Destination’.

University of Vermont fired men’s hockey coach Todd Woodcroft after he sent inappropriate text messages to a student, The messages, where the coach asked about getting in the crease to score, crossed a red line.

Two carjacking suspects were shot by a Philadelphia pizza delivery driver, who was hot and ready.

Goldman Sachs’ profit plunged by 56% in their most recent quarterly earnings report. Executive bonuses plunged from a low eight figures to high seven.

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Following a two-week manhunt, Pennsylvania State Police captured escaped convict Michael Burham, who was spotted after a dog barked at him in the woods. The dog would have stayed quiet, but Burham was out of Pupperoni.

ABC announced 71-year-old widowed senior Gerry Turner as the first ‘Golden Bachelor’. They expect to announce a 35-year-old woman as their first ‘Golden Bachelorette’.

Ford cut the price of their all-electric F-150 Lightning pickup trucks by as much as $10,000, due to slow demand in the Deep South, where customers don’t know why their pickup should have electricity if their house doesn’t.

Disney CEO Bob Iger said he’s considering selling money-losing streaming services. But he’s concerned the buyer will change their mind and cancel after two months.

Police arrested architect Rex Heuermann as the suspected Gilgo Beach serial killer. He’s charged with three murders, although investigators expect to find other load-bearing bodies supporting those.

Country star Jason Aldean ended a Connecticut concert early due to what he called dehydration and heat exhaustion. Roadies attempted to rehydrate him with an intravenous drip of Bud Light but his body rejected it.

A sex therapist tells CNN they see many male patients who said they married a woman without considering them sexually attractive. The therapist said the men should work on communicating their desires, and, as a backup, finding $300.

An experimental drug was found to slow the progression of Alzheimer’s by 35%. The drug is cyanide, and they think they got the percentages wrong.

A Canadian man driving a petroleum truck was fired for pulling a baby moose in to the passenger seat to save the animal from an impending bear attack. Before he was fired, he cancelled a date with a woman he’d scheduled at the next truck stop.

A teen girl from Switzerland defaced the exterior of the famed Colosseum in Rome by carving in to it with a piece of metal. She was questioned by police, who wanted to know exactly what she meant by “for a good time”.