A Tennessee pastor stole $250,000 from a food bank he founded to pay for prostitutes. The pastor claims he just wanted to grab as many cans as he could.

Twitter is three months behind on rent at their Colorado offices. The local sheriff plans to present an eviction notice once he finds someone who Elon Musk hasn’t fired.

Repairs to the collapsed 100-foot section of Interstate 95 outside of Philadelphia begin today. Pennsylvania’s Department of Transportation is accepting bids for anyone wishing to dispose of a body during construction.

The manager of the Harvard Medical School morgue is charged with the theft and sale of human body parts. The manager of the Cornell Medical School morgue is charged with the theft and sale of brains that couldn’t get in to Harvard.

The search history of a Kouri Richins – a Utah mom who allegedly murdered her husband with a fentanyl-laced cocktail – included “what is a lethal dose of fentanyl?” & “luxury prisons for the rich”. She also searched “nearest Nordstrom Rack” because she needed a new outfit for her court appearance.

Bill Cosby was sued by nine more women for decades-old sexual assaults. A different woman thought about suing him for a recent attempted one, but didn’t as she was able to walk away because he’s blind and doesn’t move too quickly these days.

Video captured the dramatic surrender of a Russian soldier, who raised his arms to a camera-equipped Ukrainian military drone. The soldier had already mistakenly raised his arms to surrender to three different Amazon delivery drones.

The average 401(k) balance now tops $112,000 according to a new report. This is the first time average 401(k) balances exceed the $110,000 average student loan balance that Gen Z grads have no intention of repaying.

UPS and the Teamsters union representing drivers agreed to the gradual installation of air conditioning in the carrier’s fleet of 95,000 trucks. Women UPS drivers expressed disappointment as negotiations broke down in their quest for heated seats.

The U.S. Golf Association’s U.S. Open takes place at Los Angeles Country Club – located adjacent to the Playboy Mansion. Players arrived early in the week to try and get in a few extra holes.