Rental car thefts are on the rise at Philadelphia airport, with groups stealing as many as five cars at once. Interestingly, before they leave they accept the insurance coverage.

Philadelphia City Council is considering a measure to ban ski masks in public. Riders on city buses prefer seeing the face of whoever is masturbating in front of them.

Online ticket sellers met at the White House to discuss their business practices. Ticketmaster agreed in principle to post an all-in price for tickets, to let customers know up-front how badly they’re being screwed.

Mercedes is adding artificial intelligence ChatGPT to its in-car infotainment system. Teen boys borrowing their parents car can now consult with ChatGPT for assistance when trying to unhook their girlfriend’s bra.

Nick Cannon said in an interview that most of his 12 children weren’t planned. Cannon said he doesn’t have time to make plans, because he’s too busy f*cking.

A viral video shows graphic sex activity happening in Boston’s open-air drug market in the city’s Mass & Cass section. Residents living nearby say they’re horrified, even more so because one of the participants is wearing a Yankees hat.

Spotify is cancelling Meghan Markle & Prince Harry’s podcast, Archetypes, after just one season, saying the couple didn’t generate enough content to justify a $20 million annual contract. Five thousand aspiring standup comedians offered to fill the void with their podcast.

Teachers in Switzerland are reportedly fed up with kids as old as 11 years wearing diapers to school because they “don’t know how to use” a toilet. Some junior high teachers cited the issue as the reason they broke off affairs with their students.

A team of researchers analyzed data from 90 nations to determine the average erect penis size in each. Ecuador was tops at 6.93 inches; the U.S. finished 60th at 5.35 – but researchers told the U.S. it’s fine, really.

Millions of people in Louisiana & Oregon had their personal data stolen in a massive data breach. They’re warning the millions of people in Oregon, and the dozen-or-so in Louisiana that own a computer.