62 female prison inmates at Lockhart Correctional Facility in Texas became high school graduates, increasing their pay while incarcerated by 25% to $0.12/hour. Officials with scent-tracking dogs are looking for 3 missing grads wearing caps & gowns.

July 4th was recorded as Earth’s Hottest Day ever – with a global average temperature of 62.9 degrees. Women of Earth asked the planet if it could turn the heat up to 68.

Beyoncé cancelled her planned Renaissance Tour stop in Pittsburgh, much to the dismay of her thousands of regional fans, the Beyinzérs.

A disproportionate number of employees impacted by tech industry layoffs since last fall were women – leading females who still have tech jobs to reconsider going to Happy Hour with male supervisor nerds.

A Colorado supermarket employee was fired for posting a TikTok video of three men stealing $500 worth of laundry detergent. One of the thieves was arrested, since the video prevented a clean getaway.

A Massachusetts woman missing for three days was found in a state park with her body stuck in mud. She praised search & rescue workers, and the amazing exfoliating power of the mud.

A Birmingham, Alabama news reporter who believed she’d been sent to the scene of a domestic violence incident found her boyfriend there on one knee asking her to marry him. She accepted, then punched him in the mouth.

July 4th partygoers at California’s Lake Tahoe left behind a record-breaking 8,559 pounds of garbage. It marked the second-largest pile of human trash gathered on Independence Day – the biggest being a Kid Rock concert.

Defunct weight-loss brand Jenny Craig is being revived after being purchased by Nutrisystem’s parent company. Jenny Craig will be marketed as a direct-to-consumer meal service that subscribers can cheat on.

A 14-year-old Oklahoma boy accidentally shot his 8-year-old brother with a gun he found in the car they waited in while their mother shopped at Walmart. She returned to the car with a birthday card, shocked that the teen already found his present.