As she left the altar, a female parishioner at a Philadelphia Catholic mass was punched in the face by another woman. The victim received the body of Christ, and the knuckles of Christine.

Kellyanne Conway’s daughter, Claudia, said on social media that she’s “pushing for emancipation”. To prove he’s the greatest president since Lincoln, Donald Trump will deliver her Emancipation Proclamation at Yo-Semite National Park.

Nancy Pelosi called the House of Representatives into a special weekend session to pass a $25 billion funding bill for the U.S. Postal Service. It’s the most money a woman has spent on a Saturday since the pandemic started.

The University of Mississippi’s student newspaper, The Daily Mississippian, printed a headline about the school reopening: ‘Are We Ready? Hell No.’ The paper gained national attention for its bold stance, and because they spelled Mississippian correctly.

In suburban Houston, a wedding guest shot the groom in the chest after the ceremony. The newlyweds said they wished they’d given out wine glasses instead of loaded handguns as wedding party favors.

An Arkansas farmer who confessed to killing a 26-year-old woman was the recipient of the county’s Family Of The Year award in 2016. In accordance with contest rules, the award now goes to the farm family that didn’t kill anybody.

The FDA is investigating a nine-state salmonella outbreak linked to peaches. Details are fuzzy.

A 4-year-old scored a hole-in-one at a golf course in West Virginia, then celebrated it with two more beers than he usually has after playing.

A $10 avocado slicer has 3,417 5-star reviews on Amazon – and a blistering 1-star review from someone with three fingers on their left hand.

Doctors in India removed a 110-pound ovarian tumor from a 233-pound woman. The woman and her tumor are both now happy to be a Size 4.