Thursday Jokes: October 20th

A Massachusetts woman being served with an eviction notice unleashed a swarm of bees on police. The woman was arrested, and police apprehended several hundred attack drones.

TikTok is raising their age requirement fot TikTok Live and adding adults-only livestreams. Users will receive multiple content warnings that the dancing grannies they’re about to see are naked.

Liz Truss resigned as the United Kingdom’s Prime Minister after just six weeks. Her replacement is uncertain, but a factory in China is cranking out thousands of Make United Kingdom Great Again hats.

Some electric cars in Florida are bursting into flames after being flooded with saltwater from Hurricane Ian. Even more of them are being flooded with saltwater by 80-year-olds driving them into the ocean while looking for parking near the beach.

American Airlines is discontinuing first class seating in order to install more business class capacity. Passengers can still be upgraded from coach, but will be required to work on a presentation for the big meeting in order to do so.

Environmental experts say bodies of water throughout the U.S. are drying up. Their assessment is confirmed by toddlers, who say the round pools in their backyards disappeared at the end of September.

Kris Jenner underwent hip replacement surgery, some of which was filmed for Hulu’s ‘The Kardashians‘. The osteopathic surgeon removing her hip was stunned to find two more vapid influencers stuck in it.

A five-year-old white Ohio boy claims that he’s the reincarnation of an African-American woman who died in a fire. The story is disputed by workers at his day care, who claim he made it up so he can keep saying the n-word.

A college student who rented an airplane for a dinner date died after walking into its propeller. His date said he misunderstood ‘giving head’.

A Florida sheriff’s deputy was charged for having sex seven times with a 17-year-old in the county’s ‘Youth Cadet’ program. The teenager said they thought it was odd to spend seven straight days roleplaying traffic stops.

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