The Federal Government listed the ten prescription drugs subject to negotiated lower prices for seniors on Medicare. That deflated sigh you’re hearing is thousands of older men not seeing Cialis or Viagra on the list.

Farmers Insurance laid off 2,400 workers. “You’ve been laid-off…..bahhh-buh-bah-bah bah-bah-bop.” said their voice mail.

Burger King faces a lawsuit claiming they deceive customers by posting pictures of Whoppers that make them look bigger than they really are. Lawyers for Burger King plan to seat sympathetic jurors that post boob and crotch pics on Instagram.

Senior military officers in Gabon appeared on tv claiming they’ve seized control – as they try to explain to a wider audience that Gabon is a real country.

A judge rejected a lawsuit from a University of Wyoming sorority who sought to block a transgender woman from joining. The trans woman may be allowed to join, but so far she’s 0-for-33 asking fraternity brothers to the big Sadie Hawkins dance.

At the FIBA Basketball World Cup, Team USA scored a 110-62 victory over Jordan…who were not at all like Mike.

New viral video shows three men in Mississippi in a violent brawl, striking each other with a wooden plank and a shovel. Meanwhile, other Mississippians wonder where the three high-rollers got plank and shovel money.

A March, 1789 letter from George Washington – written in the weeks leading up to his being named first U.S. President – is expected to sell for 7 figures at auction. The letter is unique because of its timing, and for Washington writing “please send nudes”.

Khloe Kardashian’s daughter True started kindergarten, leading Khloe to post that she’s “not ok”, presumably because her daughter will have a higher education than she ever did.

A Russian police lieutenant was killed by a Ukrainian drone strike while mowing his lawn. His wife is extremely distraught, and having a difficult time finding a neighborhood kid to mow her lawn.