Spirit Airlines canceled almost 200 flights in two days for unspecified aircraft inspections – and to bank an easy $20 million to make every ticketed passenger from those flights pay for changing them.

A new study claims Viagra could reduce the risk of Alzheimer’s by 60% – but test subjects said they had difficulty forgetting the bad sex they just had.

The National Football League warned teams of increased disciplinary action for on-field fighting during games, saying they’re worried players could really get hurt.

An Australian billionaire claims Donald Trump told Melania to put on a bikini and strut around Mar-a-Lago to show male guests what they were missing. She refused, then they did an unfiltered image search of Melania Knauss and saw everything anyway.

Taylor Swift wore an ’87’ bracelet to the Los Angeles Chargers/Kansas City Chiefs game on Sunday. 87 is her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s jersey number, and also the amount of times camera crews are told to show her reactions during telecasts of Chiefs games.

Chevron is buying Hess Corporation for $53 billion, acquiring their petroleum reserves, refineries, distribution, and several billion dollars worth of toy trucks.

Elon Musk said he’ll give Wikipedia $1 billion if they change their name to Dickipedia. Unfortunately, Dickipedia is already registered to a dedicated group of gay guys cataloguing their social friends & acquaintances.

Danny Masterson agreed to give wife Bijou Phillips full custody of their 9-year old daughter while he serves a 30-year prison sentence for rape. Phillips refused his initial offer of sneaking the child in to see him every other weekend in a large cake.

Bobi, the world’s oldest dog, passed away at age 31. His owners say they’ll miss him, but not the $28,000 in annual veterinary bills.

A JetBlue aircraft ‘popped a wheelie’ due to a shift in weight and balance after arrival at a JFK Airport gate following a flight to Barbados. Five different husbands were quoted saying “I told you so” to their wives who overpacked.