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Donald Trump was indicted on seven counts related to illegal handling of classified documents. Despite the pending legal action, Trump will still make public appearances, including June 12th for Grimace’s Birthday at McDonald’s.

According to a Harvard study, asking other people for advice makes you appear smarter – unless you’re asking other people the best way to learn how to read.

As air quality worsened in the Eastern U.S. due to Canadian wildfires, some cities opened ‘smoke shelters’. While these shelters did allow homeless people to breathe cleaner air, many were confused because they thought they could bum Marlboros.

Mitchell Taebel, 33, of Indiana was charged with stalking and trying to meet Taylor Swift on her Eras Tour. Taebel traveled to Nashville and attempted to enter Swift’s condominium there, which he said was a lot cheaper than actually buying concert tickets.

Retired porn actress Jenna Jameson married girlfriend Jessi Lawless. Jameson said that, in the past, she only had relationships with men because she wanted children, or because the direcxtor shouted “Action!”.

Google is now requiring employees to work three days per week in corporate offices, and office attendance is part of performance reviews. “Meets expectations” has been replaced by “shows up”.

A CNN meteorologist used a match to demonstrate how quickly smoke impacts air quality. It’s believed to be the first time CNN broadcast from a stall in the men’s room.

U.S. Intelligence agencies claim Russia is building a drone factory with Iran’s help. They believe the drones could be used for lethal attacks on Ukraine, and to make Amazon deliveries easier to Moscow and Tehran.

New York officials are considering postponing the Belmont Stakes due to air quality. Horses say if they can stand the air in their stalls, they’re fine with the air on the track.

A Columbia University study claims taurine – active ingredient in most energy drinks – could slow aging and extend healthy lifestyles. Red Bull is now sponsoring all-night raves at retirement homes.

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Hawai’i’s Kilauea volcano erupted on Wednesday. State officials warned area residents the air quality is almost as bad as New York & Philadelphia.

Canada claims most of the wildfires blanketing the Eastern United States in smoke are contained, after Canadian first responders say they’ve spent weeks politely asking the fires to stop burning.

20 people were rescued after The Zipper ride malfunctioned at St John The Beloved’s Church Carnival in Wilmington, Delaware. Also, multiple altar boys at St. John The Beloved say they’ve been traumatized by The Zipper of Father Mike.

Taco Bell is offering a Vegan Crunchwrap in several test markets, after successful coordination with EMTs in those markets who specialize in treating explosive diarrhea.

New Jersey wildlife officials warn beachgoers of a unique breed of clinging jellyfish. They sting you, then insist on going with you to dinner and the movies later.

Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network and ultra-conservative Republican, died at age 93. His passing was confirmed by a spokesperson for Hell.

Pete Davidson is featured in the new Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, which tells the story of the Kardashians putting on their makeup in the morning.

The Centers for Disease Control warns of a deadly new bacteria with a 50% fatality rate that’s endemic to the U.S. Gulf Coast areas of Florida, Texas & elsewhere. The CDC advises steering clear of the conch fritters.

Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy called PGA Tour Commissioner Jay Monahan “a piece of sh*t” following the announcement of the PGA/LIV merger. Portnoy’s remarks were made on the ‘It Takes One To Know One’ podcast.

Porn star Moriah Mills attacked NBA star Zion Williamson, after he announced his girlfriend is pregnant. Mills claims she was blindsided and betrayed, because she had unprotected sex with Williamson just last week – right after having sex with four other guys at her work that day.