Spirit Halloween turned 40 years old, and celebrated at its newest location once the Bed, Bath & Beyond finally got kicked out.

A small plane towing a banner crashed into the ocean near Hampton Beach, New Hampshire. Even worse, the woman reading the marriage proposal on the banner said no.

A Maryland woman discovered she has at least 60 donor-conceived siblings – and boy, is her father’s arm tired.

Following Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce’s failed attempt to give Taylor Swift his phone number after her shows in Kansas City, Swift released a new single, ‘Ten-Digit Bracelet‘, bashing an unnamed “thirsty football horndog”.

Donald Trump has allegedly spent over $40 million in campaign money on legal fees. Lawyers now think that maybe they wouldn’t mind working for him after all.

In a tight U.S. job market, cases of illegal child labor are on the rise. It’s so bad, some Amazon warehouse workers unable to take bathroom breaks are urinating in their empty sippy cups.

99-year-old trucking company Yellow went out of business. Yellow operated in the Red for so long, they were turning Orange.

Large-breasted women are removing their bras and tossing them onstage at Drake concerts, including G, L, & H-cup undergarments. The women are thrilled at Drake’s attention, but some were injured by concertgoers stepping on their breasts as they exit.

A Japanese man spent $14,000 on a custom-made costume to make himself look like a collie, and went for his first public walk as a dog. Onlookers were unaware until he bagged and discarded his own stool.

A medical journal claims four-to-five minutes of daily “intense physical activity” could reduce cancer risk among non-exercisers. This is great news for men, bad news for women hoping the activity would last longer.