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On the season finale of The Kardashians, Kylie Jenner said she regrets getting a boob job at a young age, but added it was a pretty great 12th birthday.

Doctors now say isometric exercise is a good way to lower blood pressure, along with cardio exercise, or stopping your heart altogether.

Donald Trump is now charged with conspiring to destroy Mar A Lago surveillance footage in the classified documents case. Trump is said to be furious, since co-defendants also deleted footage from the ladies locker room.

Mitch McConnell’s representatives said he’ll serve through 2024 as GOP leader in the Senate, after he communicated his intentions to them through mind-meld.

Fan activity from a Taylor Swift concert in Seattle registered 2.3 on a seismometer. It’s believed to be the first time 50,000 people paid over $1,000 each to be in an earthquake.

Divorcing couple Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are fighting for custody of their dog, Bubbles. However, Sofia will retain sole custody of her own bubbles.

Dr. Katharine Roxanne Grawe, aka “Dr. Roxy”, had her Ohio medical license revoked for posting TikTok videos during cosmetic surgery she performed – including breast augmentation and Brazilian butt lifts – without patient consent. TLC also cancelled her planned tv show, Doctor Bra Popper.

A Spirit Airlines passenger urinated on the floor of the jet next to an exit door, after claiming she’d been denied use of the lavatory for two hours. Spirit’s spokesperson said she was only denied use of the bathroom because she refused to pay the $20 checked-urine fee.

The Mayor of Anchorage, Alaska wants to give homeless people one-way tickets to warmer climates before the start of frigid Alaska winter. Hearing of the deal, many longtime Anchorage residents have filed to declare themselves homeless.

A 39-year-old Florida manatee died earlier this year after having “high-intensity” sex with its brother at the aquarium where they both lived. Counselors were made available to the fourth-grade students visiting the aquarium on a field trip that day.

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Environmentalists are concerned that ocean temperatures off the Florida coast now exceed 90 degrees. However, if you move away from the toddlers, temperatures cool off considerably.

After the pilot suffered a medical emergency, a 68-year-old female passenger in a private plane crash-landed it at Martha’s Vineyard airport and both survived. She said it’s the first time she’d driven a vehicle without a rear-view mirror to check her makeup.

Sofia Vergara and husband Joe Manganiello are divorcing after seven years of marriage. Neither are asking for spousal support, but he’s seeking visitation rights to her boobs.

Donald Trump said he’s been informed by a Special Counsel that he’s the target of an investigation to overturn the 2020 Presidential Election. Trump thanked the Special Counsel for the $100 million in donations from dopes he’ll get as a result.

A woman returned to her Philadelphia apartment to find four strange men there. She shot two of them, and asked the two better-looking ones what their deal was.

Lindsay Lohan gave birth to her first child, a baby boy, Luai. He weighed 7 pounds and several ounces of cocaine.

A Japanese steakhouse in Florida was shut down after reports of seven customers sickened by drugs in their food. Cops had to get a second search warrant to obtain samples that the chef flipped into his hat.

Doctors in Long Island’s tony Hamptons say they’ve seen dozens of rich men seeking to enlarge their genitals with penis injections. Doctors also say they’ve given penis injections to their patients’ disappointed wives and girlfriends.

A homeless California woman sleeping in the tall grass of a public park was killed by a landscaping crew’s lawnmower. Her gravestone reads Rest In Pieces.

Japan Airlines will offer weekly clothing rental for travelers who wish to pack light and leave their large suitcases and apparel at home. Visitors from western nations are advised to order Japanese rental clothing six to ten sizes up.