Wells Fargo Bank’s online banking system crashed, making the system unavailable to all customers, including the thousands of fake ones they created.

Skype now lets you blur the background during your calls — providing a long-awaited feature for people who want to make business Skype video calls and naked pleasure ones from their office.

President Trump named former Fox News contributor Lea Gabrielle to head the Global Engagement Center. Gabrielle will be in charge of combating Russian propaganda efforts, and promoting Trump’s.

An American Airlines pilot was arrested at Manchester Airport in the U.K., barred from a flight to Philadelphia for excessive drinking. Officials canceled the flight, while passengers at adjacent gates enjoyed watching his field sobriety test on the tarmac.

Jeff Bezos accuses the National Enquirer & CEO David Pecker of blackmail regarding compromising photos -including nude selfies – of Bezos and his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, while Bezos is still married.  Both parties hope to avoid a Pecker v. Pecker trial.

A man was arrested following his Thailand-to-India flight for smuggling a one-month-old female leopard cub in checked luggage. The leopard, who was in shock but survived, will be raised at the Chennai Zoo, where, when it’s full grown, will hopefully be allowed to hunt and eat the smuggler.

A mad-cow-like disease threatening the deer population has spread to 26 states. It’s so bad, crazed deer are jumping in front of cars & trucks to end it all.

A New Jersey groom was arrested for attempted sexual assault of a teen waitress and starting a brawl at his own wedding reception. The newlyweds are registered at Crate & Barrel and Jerry’s Bail Bonds of Willingboro.

Hacienda Healthcare of Phoenix is shutting down the facility where a woman in a long-term vegetative state was impregnated and gave birth. The remaining 37 patients will be relocated to other facilities, but Hacienda won’t say if they’ll get the same level of attention.

Upper Darby, Pennsylvania police say a man entered an insurance agency, talked to two women about their products, then began masturbating. The man fled, but the two insurance agents still want to talk to him about a personal liability policy.