Dorothy Hoffner, a 104-year-old woman, broke a Guinness World Record, becoming the oldest person to do a tandem skydive. The guy attached to her is still working to get rid of the smell.

A $55 Stevie Nicks Barbie doll sold out on its first day of release. The doll, which recreates her late-70s ‘Rumours‘-era look, comes with a microphone and cocaine.

Queer dating app Lex is growing in popularity, receiving millions of dollars in venture capital funding. The app is increasingly popular with lesbians, who had a little trouble finding it since they thought the name was Licks.

Four Catholic elementary schools in the Archdiocese of Philadelphia were given Blue Ribbon status by the Department of Education. They were nominated by a panel of priests and nuns who determined the schools had the sexiest students.

Britney Spears is demanding an apology from cops who performed a welfare check at her home after she posted a video dancing with knives. She’s even angrier after learning they made two stops for coffee and donuts on the way to her house

Jay-Z and other billionaires held a $500,00-per-ticket charity auction & blackjack tournament in Atlantic City attended by Kim Kardashian, Tom Brady and others. However, celebrities were paid over a million dollars each to convince them to spend a night in Atlantic City.

A woman is suing Disney, claiming she suffered serious injuries to her genitals from a ‘wedgie’ caused by the Humunga Kowabunga water slide at Typhoon Lagoon. Her husband is also suing, saying the injuries prevent him from putting his humunga in her kowabunga.

New surveillance footage & photos emerged from the MGM Grand hotel and the BMW carrying Tupac Shakur on the night of his murder. At 27 years, it’s the oldest “new” evidence in forensics history.

Tara Reid, Blac Chyna & Dez Bryant all quit reality show ‘Special Forces: World’s Toughest‘ amidst the grueling physical challenges. The timing works out because filming begins next week on Sharknado 15.

Donald Trump shared a sketch of Jesus sitting next to him at his fraud trial. The sketch was reportedly made prior to Jesus quitting because he wasn’t getting paid.