Paris Hilton & Carter Reum announced the name of their baby boy is Phoenix Barron Hilton Reum. She added now that the Super Bowl is over, you, too, can get a Phoenix Hilton Reum for $249/night.

Tiffany Miles, 36, was arrested after her American Airlines flight was diverted because she pounded on the cockpit door demanding a drink. “Sit down and buy your own!” replied the pilot and co-pilot as they split a handle of vodka.

Donald Trump visited the site of the train wreck in East Palestine, Ohio wearing a ‘Make America Great Again’ hat – because the loss of thousands of gallons of toxic chemicals prevented him from styling his hair.

Trump visited East Palestine because seeing such a huge train wreck brought back fond memories of January 6th.

Trump ended his visit to East Palestine with a trip to McDonald’s to buy meals for responders and residents – though most turned him down, saying they were already sick.

President Joe Biden also plans to visit East Palestine, and said he’d provide the region with $500 million in missiles and tanks.

A wedding planner shared a story on her podcast alleging that, prior to a ceremony she’d planned, the bride-to-be walked in on her husband-to-be being breastfed by his mother. No word on if the wedding happened, only that the bride was happy she missed the diaper change.

Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz said “things have gone sour” for young people. He still opposes worker unions, but is willing to do whatever else he can to ensure younger customers can afford $10 coffee drinks.

Harvey Weinstein, already serving a 23-year sentence for sexual assault in New York, is expected to receive another stiff sentence for his recent conviction in California. Weinstein’s attorney said he’s expecting another 20+ years, but Harvey probably can’t deliver on the stiff part anymore.

A four-foot alligator pulled from a lake in Brooklyn was found to have swallowed a four-inch wide bathtub stopper, and is being nursed back to health at the Bronx Zoo. When veterinarians removed the stopper, four small dogs came spinning out.