A 29-year-old Florida woman was arrested after smearing her dog’s poop on the face of her 76-year-old neighbor following an argument. The dog confirmed it was his poop after sniffing the neighbor’s face.

Disgruntled Philadelphia 76ers forward James Harden said he’s lost trust in General Manager Daryl Morey, comparing his situation to a bad marriage. Harden may be the only man in America seeking a different marriage while his current one pays him $33 million a year.

Madonna kicks off her ‘Celebration’ tour in London. She said the show features over 40 songs, although fans hope she means 40 different songs, and not songs she recorded since she turned 40.

Non-alcoholic beer sales are up 33 percent. Industry experts cite improved taste & quality, and Coors Light admitting it’s just tinted river water.

Philadelphia police are investigating a road rage shooting in a McDonald’s drive-thru. The victim was listed in stable condition after taking a bullet from a big MAC-10.

The 2028 Los Angeles Summer Olympics will add flag football. It will be the first Olympics with a concussion tent.

San Francisco 49ers running back Christian McCaffrey tied OJ Simpson’s record with a touchdown in his 15th straight game. “You’re killing it!” said his teammates.

The world’s first solar-powered off-road SUV just completed a trek across Morocco powered only by the sun. They now plan an even more challenging trek across the New Jersey Turnpike in the rain.

M&Ms claims their ‘Halloween Rescue Squad’ will deliver candy to your house on Halloween within an hour if you run out. Just tell them which front door covered in raw eggs and shaving cream is yours.

A man fired his family therapist after the doctor asked for tips following sessions with the man and his teen son. The therapist did give the man a tip, telling him his kid is bipolar.