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Special Counsel Jack Smith obtained a search warrant for Donald Trump’s Twitter account. No word on discovery of incriminating evidence, but he sure did DM the cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ quite a bit.

Security workers at Los Angeles SoFi Stadium are reportedly accepting $60-100 dollar bribes to let people without tickets in to Taylor Swift concerts. Then, once inside, they can buy $200 sweatshirts.

The Mayor of Tampa found bags of cocaine floating in the ocean while on vacation. Now she’s Mayor of Bogota, Colombia.

The Emmy Awards were postponed from September, 2023 to Martin Luther King Jr. Day in January, 2024. Actors will need to decide between the festive black-tie gala or the volunteer work they’d scheduled for that day.

The final season of Disney Channel’s High School Musical: The Musical: The Series reveals that original sweethearts Troy & Gabriella are now in couples therapy 15 years later. Oddly, the therapy is with their guidance counselors.

A white mother is suing Southwest Airlines over a crew inquring that she may be trafficking her biracial daughter. The woman states if she were a real human trafficker, she’d have flown Spirit Airlines for the deep-discount rates they offer to those in the industry.

Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Michael Lorenzen threw a no-hitter in his first home start for the team. His achievement was celebrated by Phillies fans throwing multiple hits at Washington Nationals fans in the parking lot.

Contestant Luke Valentine was removed from CBS’ ‘Big Brother‘ after repeatedly using the n-word on camera. Valentine will join the housemates on new CBS reality series ‘Bigot Brother‘.

Dorney Park amusement park in Allentown, Pennsylvania revealed plans for a new roller coaster, Iron Menace, to debut next year. They say it will simulate riding a rail car through a steel mill. At the end of the ride, everyone gets fired.

Three people in Australia died from ‘death cap’ mushroom poisoning after attending a family lunch. That evening’s family dinner featured a different caterer.

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Good news, scientists believe they’ve discovered an antidote to death caps – the world’s most lethally toxic mushrooms. Bad news, the antidote is lima beans.

Honda is recalling 1.2 million minivans & SUVs because the backup camera may not appear on the dashboard, causing drivers to wait until they exit the vehicle to see what the kid on the tricycle they just backed over looks like.

Researchers believe hairy moles may be the key to curing baldness. They just need to figure out how to shave them off of guy’s shoulders & backs and stick them to the top of their heads.

Tik Tok’s Chief Operating Officer, Vanessa Pappas, is leaving after five years with the company. In other news, following her exit interview in China, Vanessa Pappas has been reported missing.

At the Louis Vuitton show during Paris Fashion Week, Lebron James rubbed Rihanna’s pregnant belly. Then Chris Brown rubbed her belly and the fetus got a black eye.

A medical expert stated that the catastrophic implosion of the OceanGate Titan submersible would leave no identifiable human remains. His findings were confirmed by several sharks who attended brunch together last Sunday afternoon.

‘Titanic‘ director James Cameron criticized the OceanGate explorers, saying they’d failed to “learn the lessons” of the Titanic – specifically, if you’re going to exploit a tragedy for profit, don’t risk your own life doing it.

Maury Povich is starting an at-home DNA paternity test company. For a lesser fee, he’s also offering at-home dance lessons to men who find out they’re not the father.

The Philadelphia Phillies and New York Mets will play two regular-season games in London next June – giving the United States’ greatest baseball hooligans a chance to display their talent to the United Kingdom’s soccer hooligans.

A new study claims having sex and an orgasm can help you fall asleep faster. The study followed 200 women who relented after their husbands kept them awake for two hours begging.