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A groundskeeper mowed around a half-naked dead body in front of an abandoned North Carolina home because he thought it was a Halloween decoration. Police say they can’t blame him since most werewolves they see aren’t wearing pants.

A collegiate cheerleading coach quit her job and moved from Florida to Virginia, only to arrive and discover she was never really hired. She is now unemployed and in the future won’t be. aggressive. be-be agressive.

Shannon O’Connor, a 48-year-old California mom, faces felony charges for hosting alcohol-fueled sex parties for high school students. Her Google history included searches for ‘hot 16 year old girls’. It also included searches for ‘party clowns’ since she hosted alcohol-fueled parties for kindergartners.

Star of Disney’s The Little Mermaid, Halle Bailey, is reportedly pregnant. She’s considering a water birth, either naturally, or under-the-sea section.

An incarcerated California serial killer claimed he murdered his pedophile cell mate because of his poor personal hygiene. And just because, you know, it’d been a while.

The average cost for employers to provide health insurance to families rose to $24,000 per year. The cost for fired employees to maintain coverage through COBRA rose to $50,000 per month.

Eight airports in France were closed for security reasons. And because the Parisian bedbug infestation has gotten so bad they’re now hijacking planes to other countries.

European budget airline easyJet cancelled a flight from Tenerife to London because a passenger defecated on the bathroom floor before takeoff. Investigators are running DNA of a Mickey Mouse Pull-Up abandoned at the crime scene.

The FBI released a list of 10 Most-Stolen Cars, as U.S. auto thefts increased 20%. The most-stolen is muscle car Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat. The other 9 were Any Cars Driven By Someone Lost In Philadelphia After Midnight.

Britney Spears claims in her new autobiography that she had an abortion after getting pregnant with Justin Timberlake. Britney said the decision was Tearin’ Up My Heart, as Timberlake bid the child Bye Bye Bye.

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A woman saved her yellow labrador’s life with Narcan after the dog chewed open a bottle of oxycodone and overdosed. The dog fully recovered and now works as a counselor to other dogs struggling with opioids.

A Utah dog retrieved help for two girls struck by lightning. Rescuers eventually found the girls, after first misunderstanding the dog say there was trouble at the old mill.

A worker was suspended for punching an EasyJet passenger in the face after an altercation at the airport in Nice, France. Or as it’s now known, Not-So-Nice, France.

New series Star Trek:Discovery will introduce Lieutenant Stamets, the first openly gay character in the Star Trek Universe — a claim disputed by those who served on the Enterprise with Sulu and Data.

A British man totaled a new $260,000 Ferrari less than an hour after driving it off the lot. The man survived the fiery wreck and said his only regret was insuring the car with The General.

Katie Couric is leaving Yahoo. “Who? What?” said everyone under 30.

A pregnant ob/gyn went in to labor after starting to deliver her patient’s baby just minutes earlier. She told the patient to push twice – once with her hips to push the patient’s baby out, and once with her hands to hold the doctor’s baby in until she was done.

A woman called 911 to report a boa constrictor repeatedly biting her face. The 911 Operator told the woman how lucky she was, since boa constrictors usually just crush people to death.

The Chicago Cubs will give a 2016 World Series ring to infamous fan Steve Bartman. Bartman will receive two rings – one to keep and one to drop.

A new study in the journal Frontiers of Public Health states that Overfat people – those of normal body weight with too much fat in their bodies – are a growing at-risk subset of the population. Overfat people replied that they prefer the term Well-Marbled.

Los Angeles will host the 2028 Summer Olympics. Crowds of excited locals are expected to arrive at the games in the autumn.

Anthony Scaramucci is out as White House Communications Director after just one week – according to a statement he released to himself.

A U.S. District Court of Appeals sided with a consumer advocacy group, saying the FAA needs to reconsider regulating the narrowing widths of airline seats. Airlines countered that narrower seats are needed to create wider aisles to drag passengers.