For the first time, SpaceX cancelled a launch due to coronavirus. It’s been tentatively rescheduled once a 14-day quarantine is completed by Mission Commander Chimp.

Warner Brothers delayed ‘Wonder Woman 1984’ to ‘Wonder Woman 1985′.

Researchers found Android phone apps targeted to children riddled with malware, including Angry Russian Birds; Dora The Social Media Misinformer; & Elmo Sneaks Malicious Key-Tracking Code Onto Bert & Ernie’s Laptop.

Prince Charles tested positive for coronavirus, or as it’s now known, Duke COVID-19 of Buckingham.

Tom Brady Tampa Bay Buccaneers jerseys are now for sale. There are no XXLs, because anyone over 250 pounds grabbing one gets a Roughing the Passer penalty.

Congress approved a $2 trillion stimulus package. It includes $50 million for telephone operators fielding calls from senior citizens asking where their check is.

76-year-old Fox News reporter Brit Hume said that the Lt. Governor of Texas’ assertion that seniors should be willing to sacrifice their lives for the economy was reasonable. Hume then wrote a note to his family and laid down in the toilet paper aisle of a grocery store before it opened.

McDonald’s in Brazil unveiled a version of the iconic logo with the Golden Arches separated to remind customers of social distancing. It was simpler than their other idea for a temporary logo – Grimace hooked up to a ventilator.

Wearable fitness trackers can help track potential coronavirus symptoms. If you dry-cough three times into your elbow in under a minute, your Fitbit dies.

Popeye’s is giving free Netflix passes to 1,000 customers posting photos eating Popeye’s chicken with the hashtag #ThatPasswordFromPopeyes. Winners cannot be currently hospitalized with COVID-19 – or heart disease from being a Popeye’s regular.