A bus driver transporting the Pittsburgh Pirates from Chicago to Milwaukee was arrested and charged with drunk driving. He was detained, then assigned to the Pirates’ AA team.

University of West Virginia basketball coach Bob Huggins resigned one day after being arrested for DUI. Huggins reportedly blew a 0.3-pointer.

A 21-year-old Florida law student discovered a loophole and declared eligibility for the NBA Draft in Brooklyn, despite having never played organized basketball. He won’t be selected by a team, but has already had sex with three different Instagram influencers.

The Ecuadoran woman who pounded on the coffin lid at her wake has died after a week in intensive care. “Ok, now where we?..” said the funeral director at round two.

In two weeks, six temporary lanes are expected to open on the collapsed section of Interstate 95 in northeast Philadelphia. In two weeks and 25 minutes, crews will remove the first jackknifed tractor-trailer in the temporary lanes.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker announced she’s pregnant with her fourth child and their first together. They haven’t yet trademarked a name for it.

Kardashian held up a sign at a Blink 182 concert reading “TRAVIS I’M PREGNANT”….as did two other women on the other side of the arena.

Ivanka Trump snubbed Donald Trump, posting a Father’s Day message only for her husband Jared Kushner. Tiffany Trump posted seven messages but Donald didn’t read them.

A fishing crew called Sensation missed out on a $3 million prize in North Carolina’s Big Rock Blue Marlin fishing tournament because the 619-pound marlin they caught had been bitten by sharks. The $3 million was awarded to a 400-pound marlin that turned itself in, then swam off to party.

A newly-divorced mother-of-three lost her entire $100,000 401k to a Tinder scammer who convinced her to invest it with him in a “pig butchering” scheme. She’s angry at losing the money, and asked that the scheme be changed to “milf butchering”.