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Viral video shows a male football cheerleader for the University of Iowa flipping out of his pants doing a handspring. Not captured on video that evening, several female Iowa cheerleaders flipping out of their pants at fraternity parties.

Las Vegas police charged a man in the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur. This is a biggie.

Donald Trump’s business fraud trial begins in New York. If found guilty, his company will no longer be able to do business in the state, and he’ll have to pay $250 million in fines once they’re donated to him by dopes.

The Nobel Prize for Medicine was awarded to two scientists whose mRNA research resulted in COVID vaccines. Honorable Mention was given to a guy who made ventilators out of old Shop Vacs.

Governor Gavin Newsom appointed Laphonza Butler, a black lesbian who lives in Maryland, to take the late Dianne Feinstein’s Senate seat for California. Butler was chosen because she’s black, an advocate for LGBTQ & abortion rights, and pretty experienced with long-distance relationships.

Following charges of rape & sexual assault, French actor Gerard Depardieu penned an open letter, saying he didn’t Depardieu it.

Taylor Swift was joined by Hugh Jackman, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Sophie Turner & others at MetLife Stadium for the Chiefs/Jets Sunday Night game. Meanwhile in the 700 level, a different woman named Taylor was joined by four friends who woke her up following the game after she blacked out in the 2nd quarter.

A man deliberately crashed his car into the Warren County, Pennsylvania police department building. Warren County cops apprehended him after a 30-minute pursuit.

Cindy Crawford alleges that Oprah Winfrey made her feel like a piece of meat when appearing on her talk show. Winfrey feels Crawford has no idea how much she likes pieces of meat.

Travis Kelce’s ex, life coach Maya Benberry, said she questions the “genuineness” of his new romance with Taylor Swift. Benberry was recently fired as life coach.

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California Governor Gavin Newsom is threatening Florida Governor Ron Desantis with kidnapping & human trafficking charges after illegal immigrants were flown from Florida to Sacramento. Worse, the state of Florida took the immigrants cash for aisle seats and checked baggage fees.

Federal gun charges were filed against the mother of a 6-year-old who shot his teacher in Newport News, Virginia. The good news is, she’s now officially off-the-hook for Snack Mom duty.

Drug maker Merck is suing the U.S. government over their requirement that prescription drug prices be lowered for seniors on Medicare. Merck said the penalties are unfair, and that lowering the price of boner pills for horny old men in retirement communities will bankrupt them in a month.

Apple officially announced its $3,499 Vision Pro virtual reality headset. Apple’s CEO said they’re working on vr content to be offered via Apple TV+, and Apple XXX.

Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid‘ bombed at the box office in China & South Korea, over what may be race-based backlash from casting a black actress as Ariel. Disney has bigger hopes in Asian markets for its other summer release, ‘The Little iPhone Factory Worker’.

The PGA Tour announced a surprise merger with the Saudi Arabian-backed LIV Golf Tour. The newly-merged pro golf league will kick off in the Middle East with the inaugural We Ordered The Murder Of Journalist Jamal Khashoggi Open.

A Harvard researcher developed a vaccine to curb feral cat populations by preventing ovulation in females. He got the idea after becoming frustrated getting feral cats to use condoms and take birth control pills.

State police in Michigan pursued a 10-year-old boy driving a stolen car. The 10-year-old carjacked the vehicle from the 12-year-old who stole it before him.

Viral video shows a man trying to retrieve a foul ball at a college baseball game trip, causing the child he was holding to smash their head on the ground. He was charged with an error, and the fielder’s choice of telling his wife the truth or lying about it.

A group of 685 people at a Malaysia shopping mall broke a record for the largest gathering of people dressed as Spider Man. The record was certified by a Guinness Book of Records adjudicator who’s apparently never been to San Diego ComicCon.