Customers are furious that Starbucks is changing from cubed ice to crushed ice. However, more customers are furious that there’s crushed ice in the hot coffee they ordered.

Ukraine President Zelenskyy attended the G7 Summit in Japan. He’s looking forward to the cocktail party where he can get bombed figuratively instead of literally.

OpenAI is introducing a ChatGPT artificial intelligence app for iPhones. “Oh sh*t” said Siri.

Jane Fonda said a film director asked to have sex with her before filming a sex scene to understand what her orgasms are like. Even more surprising, it was during the making of ’80 For Brady‘.

Both 89-year-old Senator Dianne Feinstein and 29-year-old Justin Bieber suffered from Ramsey-Hunt syndrome, a paralysis caused by the shingles virus. It’s also known as the “Not Choosy About Looks” virus.

A man who drove his family off a cliff in their Tesla said he was pulling over to check a tire, whereas his wife says he was trying to kill them. He said he was right because he got out of the car at the bottom of the cliff and all four tires were flat.

The Masked Singer revealed Medusa – Bishop Briggs – as its newest champion. Leading to a flood of 50-and-over Google searches of ‘Who is Bishop Briggs?’

Disney will close the $4,800/night Star Wars hotel it opened just last year – resulting in the loss of about 100 jobs of hotel staff and sex droids.

Jimmy Buffett canceled a May 20th concert in Charleston after being admitted to a local hospital for treatment with a frozen concoction that helps him hang on.

The O.C. actress Rachel Bilson, who recently commented on a podcast that she likes to “be manhandled” during sex, said her frank comments cost her a job. The executive producers of ‘Paw Patrol On Broadway’ refused to comment.

A Tennessee Air National Guardsman was arrested after applying online to be a contract killer for $5,000. Worse, the hiring manager informed him they were focusing on more qualified candidates but would keep his resume on file.

An artificial intelligence program profiled on 60 Minutes allegedly taught itself a foreign language it didn’t know. It was then offered a scholarship to tutor the entire Ohio State football team.

The United States now averages 1.5 mass shootings per day. The number is expected to rise as more people use their tax refunds on AR-15s.

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee deleted a post sharing commentary from network OAN questioning the behavior of the trans community. Then Lee posted an apology, said he’s not transphobic, and called himself the “gayest motherf**er around”. That post was then deleted after Lee was challenged by Boy George.

Sega is acquiring the maker of Angry Birds, for $775 million, because nobody told them they could just download it for free.

Phantom Of The Opera closed on Broadway after 35 years and 13,981 shows – entertaining over 6 million women, gay men, and straight husbands wondering how many Yankees games they could have seen instead for the ticket price.

SpaceX cited technical issues in postponing the launch of its most powerful rocket, Starship. Elon Musk said once they’re fixed, “nothing’s gonna stop us now”.

A new study finds women still do more domestic chores than men in households where they earn more money. When men try to step it up by doing the cooking, the women end up spending more time taking kids to the doctor or restaurants.

Senator John Fetterman returned to on-site work in Washington, DC following hospitalization for depression. Meanwhile, 89-year-old Senator Dianne Feinstein told colleagues she plans to return in time for President Obama’s lighting of the White House Christmas Tree.

The mother of a teen YouTube star is being sued for physical and emotional abuse of young content creators, including sending her daughter’s underwear to an unknown man. The plaintiffs claim the shipments to Japan have cost them thousands.

Tinder is introducing Background Checks to increase dating safety. They’ll check for violence, restraining orders, arrests and convictions, but added that you shouldn’t worry about any of that stuff if you’re hot enough.

A viral video shows a cat successfully opening a door using a doorknob. What’s even more impressive – and sad – is the mouse who thought it was safe after it pushed the door closed.

The Internal Revenue Service launched the Get My Payment site for eligible U.S. residents to track their $1,400 stimulus payments. The IRS is partnering with Amazon on a link to their site, Blow My Payment.

A day care center in South Philadelphia was hit by a Molotov cocktail. No one was hurt despite multiple South Philly toddlers returning gunfire.

Moderna has begun tests of their COVID-19 vaccine in children. It’s 100% effective making them shriek and cry.

A fireworks explosion in a commercial building in Ontario, California killed two people and resulted in the evacuation of three neighboring blocks. It was ruled an accident because nobody heard ‘Stars & Stripes Forever’.

California Senator Dianne Feinstein, 87, said Tuesday that she intends to serve her full term, by which she meant Tuesday.

The National Hockey League Buffalo Sabres lost their 12th consecutive game and fired head coach Ralph Krueger. He’ll be replaced on an interim basis by a calculator to record how long the streak keeps going.

A woman dumped her boyfriend after seeing him kiss a different woman on a Ring doorbell – just another example of someone watching someone else steal their package.

Scientists from the University of Oslo say one side of the Earth’s interior is losing heat much faster than the other side. “See?!” said a woman holding a copy of the study while adjusting the thermostat.