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In an Instagram video, a recovering Jamie Foxx thanked his family for “keeping it airtight” during his hospitalization for an undisclosed serious illness. He also thanked his doctors for overruling his family and allowing him to get air.

Elon Musk changed Twitter to X. In a side-by-side test, 200 people preferred neither Threads nor brand X.

Musk allegedly wanted to change the name to Xfinity, but was disappointed to learn there was already a brand with that name which is universally loved by everyone.

Tom Brady is rumored to be romantically involved with actress/model Emily Ratajkowski. Friends say she’s perfect for him, since he loves tight ends whose names end in -kowski.

‘Barbie’ dominated the domestic movie box office over the weekend. Hollywood studios scrambled to see if there are any other toys laying around, and Paramount announced production of a live action Silly Putty movle.

An expert claims the impulses that lead someone to become a serial sexual murderer begin around adolescence. So parents, keep an eye on your 13-year-old son after he gets turned down five times for the big Eighth Grade Dance.

Spotify is raising its subscription prices by $1 per month, to the delight of artists who will see their per-track royalty soar from $0.000032 to $0.000034.

ESPN soccer commentator Shaka Hislop is recovering after collapsing on-air prior to a women’s World Cup match. Referees gave the other commentator standing next to him a yellow card.

A Florida sexual predator was arrested just one day in to his supervised release after removing his ankle monitor. He explained that he had to do it, otherwise he could damage the trampolines at Sky Zone.

An illegal immigrant from Cuba who decapitated his girlfriend has been found Not Guilty at trial due to mental illness. His lawyers successfully argued that he lost his head too.

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Actor Clarence Gilyard, Jr. – who portrayed computer whiz Theo in Die Hard – passed away at age 66. He’s believed to have been the last surviving member of Hans Gruber’s crew, with the possible exception of that one guy who looked like Huey Lewis.

The United States plans to provide assistance as Russia continues to knock out power stations supplying heat to Ukrainian cities. President Biden has authorized sending a 10-ton shipment from the U.S.’ strategic reserve of Snuggies.

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and wife Brittany welcomed their second child, a boy, after he completed a successful down-and-out route.

Stowaways clung to the rudder of a tanker ship which sailed for 11 days from Nigeria to the Canary Islands. The three men decided to board the rudder, figuring they were less likely to get sick than by using the free Carnival cruise certificates they had.

An Arizona school teacher was banned from OnlyFans after filming sex in a classroom, which violated their policy against sharing sex acts filmed in a public place. “Uh oh” said a nude OnlyFans model bouncing at a SkyZone indoor trampoline park.

Former The View co-host Meghan McCain said the behavior of defeated Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake – who’s made baseless fraud claims – has been “so gross”. McCain made the comments on her new podcast ‘The Pot Talks About Kettles’.

A Minnesota woman was exposed to toxic levels of mercury from repeated use of beauty creams. You can measure her hot flashes by how high the redness gets on her forehead.

Philadelphia Police caught three men who’d stolen $40,000 worth of goods from a Verizon store in New Jersey. Meanwhile, several other men who’d robbed a Boost Mobile store looked at their loot and decided they need to rob a store with stuff people actually want.

A Florida woman is suing Kraft Heinz Foods Company for $5 million, claiming the 3-minute cooking time for Velveeta Mac & Cheese is misleading. She’s asking for a lot of money and a speedy trial, because she only has several months to live after eating so much Velveeta Mac & Cheese.

A Marine Corps veteran at a Los Angeles Lakers game was awarded Fan Of The Game when she chugged beer out of her prosthetic leg. She was given a $100 gift card, which she used to buy two more beers. She now has $30 left on the card.