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The FDA approved Opill, the first non-prescription over-the-counter daily birth control pill, just in time for Back To School shopping.

A rare tornado was spotted near Chicago, with local gangs vowing to unite and shoot it down.

A medical assistant in Philadelphia was charged with stealing patients personal information and buying $30,000 worth of home goods on Wayfair. She’ll spend two years in prison in a cell she describes as ‘shabby chic’.

A medical assistant in Philadelphia was charged with stealing patients personal information and buying $30,000 worth of home goods on Wayfair. She’ll spend two years in prison in a cell she describes as ‘shabby chic’.

Actor Matt Damon said he occasionally “falls into a depression” making movies that may turn out being very good. He says he’s consoled by fans who tell him they fall into a depression watching them.

Actor Tom Holland said he impressed girlfriend Zendaya when he used his handyman skills to fix her broken door. In turn, Holland said she polished his knob.

A gastroenterologist tells CNN that daily bowel movements aren’t necessary, and that the appearance of stools is more important to determining health. He said the healthiest stools are firm and sausage-like, and the unhealthiest still have pieces of the Gordita Supreme wrapper in them.

Police are looking for South American “crime tourists” responsible for a series of burglaries in Wilmington, Delaware. They’re hoping South Americans will help with information, since there can’t be many people who know someone wanting to travel from South America to Delaware.

Seattle vagrants and drug addicts living in a homeless encampment reportedly bought and filled an inflatable swimming pool to beat the summer heat. They’re asking for part-time help skimming the pool of vagrants and drug addicts.

Kim Kardashian told her family she’s planning to be ABC’s next “Bachelorette”. An ABC executive wouldn’t confirm, saying it’s between Kim, and another three-times-divorced single-mother-of-four who actually graduated college.

A scribbled will found in the couch cushions of late singer Aretha Franklin was ruled to be valid. The handwriting was indeed Franklin’s, as determined by an expert examining the document while wearing a gas mask.

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The groom at a Philadelphia wedding was mugged outside of his wedding reception. Philly police released a photo of the suspect, a woman in a long white dress seen with the groom just minutes before.

Spider-Man actor Tom Holland said in an interview he farted on co-star Zendaya while they performed a stunt for Spider-Man: No Way Home. Filming was halted because the webs that shot out gave Zendaya pinkeye.

Delta Air Lines announced it’s dropping service to Lincoln, Nebraska; Cody, Wyoming; & Grand Junction, Colorado. Travelers in those cities now have fewer options if they want to beat up a flight attendant.

Spain’s youngest Episcopal bishop was stripped of his powers after admitting to marrying a woman who writes erotic fiction. Her latest work, The Bishop & The Maiden With Heaving Bosoms, hits stores in January.

A Popeye’s chicken franchise in Philadelphia was criticized for banning homeless customers. The good news is, on average, homeless Philadelphians have lost five pounds.

India’s Harnaaz Sandhu was named Miss Universe 2021. During contestant interviews, host Steve Harvey asked her to do an animal impression, so Sandhu meowed. Later, Harvey awarded the coveted crown to the “Indian pussy”.

Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows reportedly turned over a PowerPoint presentation outlining how a January 6th coup would keep Donald Trump in office. Meadows disputes that the slides were shared, because CTRL/F7 didn’t get the projector to work.

The United Kingdom’s largest spy agency, GCHQ, released a digital Christmas card with a series of “fiendish puzzles” for kids aged 11 to 18 to complete, keeping them busy while a GCHQ agent goes at it with their mom.

The U.K.’s Department of Digital Culture placed an export restriction on a rare 17th Century painting of a black woman and her white female companion, titled Allegorical Painting of Two Ladies: English School, but more widely known as See, I TOLD You I Have A Black Friend.

Kim Kardashian passed California’s ‘Baby Bar’ exam after failing it three times, pushing her one step closer to becoming a lawyer once she passes the full bar exam after failing that 20 times.