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Ricardo, a large steer captured running on New Jersey Transit train tracks in December, is hospitalized with an infection. All of Ricardo’s girlfriends are advised to get tested.

A woman was trapped for 15 hours overnight in a gondola lift at Lake Tahoe’s Heavenly Ski Resort. The lift was apparently shut off with her in it, and things went downhill from there.

E. Jean Carroll said she plans to spend the $83 million awarded to her by the jury in her defamation lawsuit on “something Donald Trump hates”. She’ll still have $82,999,000 left after buying the treadmill.

For the first time ever, a live baby great white shark has been spotted in the wild off the California coast. The baby shark was fine having its picture taken, but begged whoever took the photo not to play the song.

Taylor Swift was seen mouthing the words “go away, please” as cameras showed her watching boyfriend Travis Kelce from a suite at the AFC Championship. An estimated 30 million people watching at home were saying the same thing to their TVs.

Eminem also watched from a suite as his Detroit Lions suffered a crushing defeat to the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Championship. No word on whether Eminem also hooked up with a tight end after the game.

Privacy advocates are concerned that Google plans to allow artificial intelligence to read and analyze texts sent on its Google Messages platform. AI already can tell which messages are really boring and lie about never getting the text.

Sofia Vergara said her acting jobs are “limited” because of her Colombian accent – but adds that meetings with producers are “plentiful” because of her breasts.

A 49-year-old military veteran faked needing a wheelchair for 20 years to collect almost $700,000 in disability benefits. He was working as a kindergarten teacher, where a confidential informant captured video of him doing the Hokey Pokey.

An Associated Press investigation found U.S. prison labor is used in the supply chain of many popular food brands, including Gold Medal flour, Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes, and Double-Stuf Life Without Parole Oreo Cookies.

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Pennsylvania State Police warned that a mountain lion was roaming the Macungie Township area, then retracted the warning after determining it was a large feral cat. In other news, two Pennsylvania campers were mauled to death by a feral cat.

Ed Currie, hot pepper expert who grew the Carolina Reaper – formerly the world’s hottest pepper – has now grown Pepper X, which is three times hotter. It’s so hot, the residue blinded the plumber who came to replace Ed Currie’s toilet.

LinkedIn is cutting 650 jobs. A massive surge in profile updates crashed LinkedIn.

The cost of purchasing a certificate to own a car in Singapore is now $76,000, which doesn’t include the cost of the vehicle itself. A Singapore single mom reports she’s having a hell of a time unloading her 2011 Chrysler Town & Country minivan.

Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour movie collected $96 million at the box office during its opening weekend, and also broke records for sales of friendship bracelets strung together from stale popcorn.

Netflix plans to open physical retail stores, giving subscribers the opportunity to visit them and bitch to a real person about paying $20 a month for crap.

Retired NFL coach-turned-analyst Rex Ryan said the 1-5 New England Patriots “suck”, .. on the premiere episode of his new show, ‘Takes One To Know One’.

Hamas released video of Israeli hostages being played a children’s song Mamtera Im Matara, on a loop for eight hours straight. They initially played Baby Shark, but repeatedly playing that song has been ruled an atrocity under the Geneva Convention.

A Nebraska funeral worker was fired after having sex with a life-size doll belonging to a dead man he was assigned to collect and transport to a funeral home. Things got worse when the funeral worker was notified the doll is now pregnant.

A 6th Grade teacher in Nevada is accused of coercing students to kiss in class and asking if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Parents are outraged, but multiple 6th graders thanked the teacher now that they have dates for the big dance on Saturday.