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A porch pirate in New Jersey stole a new cell phone delivery while posing as an Amazon driver. He then sent the victim a picture of the phone on his own porch and requested feedback.

A black bear was spotted roaming through backyards in Newark Delaware. It’s believed to be lost while looking for neighboring Bear, Delaware.

Drug maker Novo Norodisk will build a $4.1 billion facility to manufacture weight loss drugs Wegovy & Ozempic. They’re also spending a billion dollars on McDonald’s franchises just to make sure demand keeps up.

Pandas are returning to the San Diego Zoo for the first time in years, scheduled to arrive via Panda Express.

A bride in Australia went viral for a video of her walking down the aisle while telling guests to put their mobile phones away. Women were disappointed at not being able to record the bride; men were angry missing the football game.

Health officials are warning of fake Botox. They advise patients to ask their doctors for the real Botox when they want to look fake.

The City of Philadelphia opened all of its municipal pools and spray parks – offering residents who want to cool off the choice of being sprayed with water or bullets.

Surgeons performed a kidney transplant on a man who remained awake the entire time. Representatives from the Guinness Book of Records were on hand to present the man’s award for World’s Worst Health Insurance.

Bubbles the Chimp, longtime pet of the late Michael Jackson, turned 41 years old at the Florida animal sanctuary where he lives and receives twice-weekly trauma therapy.

Parisians angry about the cost of cleaning the River Seine for the Paris Olympics plan to defecate in it as a protest, along with dozens of others who have no idea there’s a protest going on.

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For the first time, scientists observed a wild orangutan chewing a medicinal plant, then placing it on its own face to treat a wound. The orangutan tried the plant thing after figuring out that wiping his poop on the wound didn’t help.

The blue rock thrush – an extremely rare bird – was spotted in Oregon, the first-ever North American sighting. Meanwhile, bird watchers reported thousands of sightings of the classic rock thrush at an REO Speedwagon concert.

Tiger Woods accepted an exemption from the United States Golf Association and will participate in this year’s U.S. Open. It’s the first time he’s needed an exemption since 1996, before he banged his first restaurant hostess.

Peloton laid off 400 employees and the CEO is quitting. They’ve been offered severance, and an instructor to yell “come on! you can do it!” at them.

New Jersey parents filed a lawsuit after their 5-year-old daughter’s arm was stuck in an elevator door. After the lawsuit, they expect their bank balance to be Going Up!

With Indiana Fever star Caitlin Clark joining the league and drawing a huge airport crowd at a game in Dallas, players are once again calling for private air travel instead of commercial. League owners are balking, asking WNBA players how many other people making $75,000 a year they know who fly on private jets.

Shares of Novo Norodisk, maker of weight loss drug Wegovy, dropped 7% after releasing first quarter results. The CEO had to remind everybody that declining numbers aren’t always a good thing.

A Pennsylvania man awaits sentencing from Turks & Caicos after mistakenly bringing live ammunition on a vacation there. While he hopes to avoid jail time, prosecutors assured him he’ll be housed in an all-inclusive resort.

A North Carolina couple said their 3-year-old daughter’s insistence that a ‘monster’ lived in her bedroom wall led to the discovery of 50,000 bees. “See, there’s no monster, now go to sleep” said the parents.

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem falsely claims in a new book she met North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un while serving in Congress, ‘staring him down’. She is now backtracking saying she stared down the delivery driver for Jong Kim Un’s korean barbecue when they delivered the wrong order.