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Tuesday Jokes: October 6th

By cmdolan99 | October 6, 2020

Google is changing the logo for Gmail, from the red-and-white envelope, to a four-color letter M. And it only cost them $71 million dollars.

The Supreme Court upheld a South Carolina requirement that absenteee ballots be co-signed by a witness. The good news for South Carolinians is that paw prints are accepted.

A new study claims teens are spending less money than ever during the pandemic, with food and clothing purchases at record lows. “Whatever, I’m fine” say drug dealers.

Regal Cinemas is officially closing all of its U.S. theater locations at the end of the week. Rival chain AMC said they plan to acquire and resell Regal’s popcorn.

The CDC now claims COVID-19 can be contracted via airborne transmission – just one more reason to steer clear of Spirit and Frontier Airlines.

Health officials say everyone should get a flu shot, adding that this “isn’t the year to roll the dice”. Although you’re already rolling the dice getting a flu shot from a checkout clerk at CVS.

The Nobel Physics Prize was awarded to three scientists for their work studying black holes. Donald Trump wondered why he wasn’t nominated for that one, too.

Dr. Pimple Popper gave her tips to avoid ‘maskne’ – including using a cotton mask, spraying it with salicylic acid, and carrying your french fries outside of it.

McDonald’s plans to follow up the massive success of the Travis Scott Meal – a Quarter Pounder, Fries, Sprite and barbecue sauce – with the new Donald Trump Meal – Two Big Macs, Fries, a Remdesivir shake and an oxygen tank.

Instagram is ten years old today. To celebate, you can change your app icon to one of twelve options, which is an Easter Egg your Dad will figure out when Instagram turns twenty.

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