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Pennsylvania State Police warned that a mountain lion was roaming the Macungie Township area, then retracted the warning after determining it was a large feral cat. In other news, two Pennsylvania campers were mauled to death by a feral cat.

Ed Currie, hot pepper expert who grew the Carolina Reaper – formerly the world’s hottest pepper – has now grown Pepper X, which is three times hotter. It’s so hot, the residue blinded the plumber who came to replace Ed Currie’s toilet.

LinkedIn is cutting 650 jobs. A massive surge in profile updates crashed LinkedIn.

The cost of purchasing a certificate to own a car in Singapore is now $76,000, which doesn’t include the cost of the vehicle itself. A Singapore single mom reports she’s having a hell of a time unloading her 2011 Chrysler Town & Country minivan.

Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour movie collected $96 million at the box office during its opening weekend, and also broke records for sales of friendship bracelets strung together from stale popcorn.

Netflix plans to open physical retail stores, giving subscribers the opportunity to visit them and bitch to a real person about paying $20 a month for crap.

Retired NFL coach-turned-analyst Rex Ryan said the 1-5 New England Patriots “suck”, .. on the premiere episode of his new show, ‘Takes One To Know One’.

Hamas released video of Israeli hostages being played a children’s song Mamtera Im Matara, on a loop for eight hours straight. They initially played Baby Shark, but repeatedly playing that song has been ruled an atrocity under the Geneva Convention.

A Nebraska funeral worker was fired after having sex with a life-size doll belonging to a dead man he was assigned to collect and transport to a funeral home. Things got worse when the funeral worker was notified the doll is now pregnant.

A 6th Grade teacher in Nevada is accused of coercing students to kiss in class and asking if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Parents are outraged, but multiple 6th graders thanked the teacher now that they have dates for the big dance on Saturday.

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President Biden will form a task force to reunite immigrant families separated at the Southern Border, then he’ll sign an Executive Order requiring them to use the Buddy System.

Dolly Parton turned down two offers from former President Donald Trump to award her the Presidential Medal of Freedom – one to present the medal, and another to retrieve it after it slipped between her breasts.

A couple was ejected from their courtside seats at the Atlanta Hawks/Los Angeles Lakers game following an argument with Lebron James. The Hawks had no issue with removing the fans, but filed a grievance for James being awarded two free throws.

A 41-year-old ‘peeping tom’ was arrested after falling through the ceiling of the ladies locker room of a Virginia gym. The suspect said he fell while scrambling to get out before the senior ladies aquacize class ended.

Uber is acquiring alcohol delivery service Drizly for $1.1 billion – so now you can pair your Uber Eats delivery with a half-empty bottle of liquor.

‘The Bachelor‘ Matt James removed contestant Anna Redman from the show for spreading rumors about other women. James said he wanted to create a ‘safe space’ in the Bachelorette house for the dozens of women banging him.

Atlanta rapper Silento, best known for ‘Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)’, is charged with the shooting murder of his cousin. He’s scheduled to appear in court and is expected to plead Nae Guilty.

McDonald’s is bringing back the Shamrock Shake on February 15th. For the next two weeks workers will be trained to treat customers whose lungs collapse trying to suck it through a straw.

Scientists studying fossilized teeth claim Neanderthals and humans lived among each other and had sex over 40,000 years ago. They cited common traits of the respective teeth, and bite marks on humans’ shoulders when things got a little crazy.

Canadian Mike Jack set the Guinness World Record for speed-eating three Carolina Reaper peppers in 9.72 seconds on his 12th attempt. Jack also holds the world record for the most rectum-replacement surgeries.