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Peacock network debuted ‘Queer Planet’, a documentary exploring alternate sexual relationships in the animal kingdom. One of the featured couples is a lion ‘bromance’, which causes a less-than-Happy Pride.

Rapper 50 Cent visited Capitol Hill to lobby for greater representation in the liquor & spirits industry among persons of color, b*tches, and hos.

Donald Trump will meet for a probation interview following his felony conviction. His probation officer will advise him to keep his nose clean – or, at least no more orange than the rest of his face.

A bull at an Oregon rodeo hopped a fence and injured four spectators before being captured. The rodeo was halted, and the bull promised to return to restart the rodeo with him leading, 4-0.

Users of hair-loss prevention drug finasteride are being warned of impotence as a side effect. Hair Club For Men is considering a name change to Hair & Strictly Platonic Dating Club For Men.

A kite surfer stranded on a California beach used rocks to spell HELP before being spotted & rescued. He shortened his message after realizing he didn’t have enough rocks to spell DUDE..HELP.

PGA Tour golfer Scottie Scheffler won Jack Nicklaus’ Memorial Tournament in Dublin, Ohio. He celebrated with a police escort to his victory party – dragging two of them as they clung to the side of his car.

A man lost 45 pounds in three months thanks to a new bariatric surgery that involves magnets. A magnet in his colon keeps him from getting up from his chair to get food.

A woman in Mexico died when she got too close to a passing vintage steam-engine train to take a selfie with it. A second woman died when a man in a top hat, cape & moustache tied her to the tracks in front of it.

The Who’s Roger Daltrey said he’s “f**king sick of it” when speaking about what’s ruining live concerts. He claims it’s people checking the setlist at sites like setlist.fm before the show … and not 80-year-olds charging premium prices for tickets.

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A letter mailed by Abraham Lincoln just days before Christmas, 1863, sold at auction for $60k – by the family who just received it this past Friday.

Japan experienced its greatest natural population decline ever in 2018, with just 951.000 births. The slowdown was attributed to the devastating National Headache of 2017.

Madonna changed public relations firms, signing with Kelly Bush Novak. Novak is tasked with getting the world to remember that Madonna exists.

Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber paid off all of the layaways at two Compton, California Walmart locations. They did so after hearing about Tyler Perry & Kid Rock’s generosity doing the same, and followed through when they realized they didn’t have to actually set foot in a Compton, California Walmart.

Page Six reports that ‘Bull’ actor Michael Weatherly – a recent target of sexual harassment allegations by co-star Eliza Dushku – was the first person to have sexual intercourse with a teenage Jessica Alba. Weatherly offered no comment, but it’s been speculated that his harassment is a sign that it’s been all downhill since then.

The FDA is warning that unwashed avocado skins could lead to listeria poisoning, after seeing a rise in listeria poisoning among raccoons eating avocado skins out of Chipotle dumpsters.

A Reuters article claims that Amazon’s Alexa is occasionally offering up terrifying bits of advice via it’s “let’s chat” feature – telling one person to “kill your foster parents.” The person getting the device was upset a) because they didn’t know they were adopted; and b) Alexa didn’t tell them how to do the murder.

Comedian Pete Davidson was spotted watching Machine Gun Kelly perform at Cleveland State University, just a week after police made a wellness check following his Instagram post about not wanting to live. Friends think Davidson is showing renewed strength with his ability to endure an hour of terrible white-guy rap.

Wendy Williams apologized for slurring her words during an interview on her daytime talk show, attributing the behavior to painkillers she’d been taking for a shoulder injury. Her viewers have been especially understanding, since so many of them take drugs to enable them to sit through the Wendy Williams Show.

‘Flip or Flop’ co-star Christina El Moussa had an intimate secret, wedding to new husband Ant Anstead in Newport Beach, California. On their wedding night, they saw each other naked and budgeted $75,000 for renovations.