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Leaked information reveals creators of popular children’s cartoon Bluey – about a family of Australian dogs – will not produce new episodes, and the show has crossed the Rainbow Bridge.

Tinder announced a new feature ‘Share My Date’ – which lets users give details about their dating plans to friends & family for safety. Although they advise just sharing names & locations, and not what you’re planning to do the first night you meet someone.

A British man ran a mile in a swimming pool in 35 minutes, 24 seconds, establishing an unoffiicial world record. He was then kicked off the high school swim team for delaying the meet by 35 minutes, 24 seconds.

Federal officials announced plans to update nutrition standards for public school meals — as school lunch ladies frantically try to use up their salisbury steaks before the government outlaws them.

Harvey Weinstein’s sexual assault conviction in New York was overturned by the state’s Supreme Court. Weinstein is now a free man for the duration of the flight to California, where his conviction there will allow him to die in a west coast prison.

Tiger Woods’ 15-year-old son Charlie will attempt to qualify for the U.S. Open. He’ll also try to follow in his father’s footsteps by qualifying for a tryst with a Perkins Pancake House hostess.

The makers of Scrabble introduced Scrabble Together – a new version of the game intended to reduce conflict and make gameplay more inclusive. Players can now arrange any letters they want on the board and declare that it identifies as a word.

Actress Rebel Wilson’s book ‘Rebel Rising’ was released, but UK versions redact abuse claims about actor Sacha Baron Cohen because they were allegedly proven false. Printing untruths is a crime in the UK, which is why it’s hard to find any of Donald Trump’s books there.

A Florida golden retriever gave birth to Shamrock, a puppy with lime green fur. The mother dog denies having an affair with a monitor lizard.

Jon Bon Jovi admits he “hasn’t been a saint” throughout his 34-year marriage to wife Dorothea – referencing affairs, and making her watch his acting auditions.

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Rapper Killer Mike was arrested at the Grammy Awards and led out of the ceremony in handcuffs. He’s now known as Misdemeanor Assault Mike.

While accepting a Grammy Award for her album ‘Midnights’, Taylor Swift announced the release of her new album, ‘The Tortured Poets Department” on April 19th. Millions of young women workers are planning to call out “totally just can’t even right now” on April 20th.

McDonald’s Shamrock Shake is back for a limited time. Also, the Oreo Shamrock McFlurry is available for an even more limited time because the ice cream machines just broke.

McDonald’s CEO said the chain plans to focus on “affordability” after seeing angry viral customer complaints about food prices. And because it’s easier than focusing on “quality” or “nutrition”.

Porn star Lisa Ann was arrested at comedian Matt Rife’s show at Radio City Music Hall for recording the show on her phone. She was led away in handcuffs, and may file suit against the cops because she was unable to take her shirt off for news cameras.

Viral content creators ‘Pink Shirt Couple’ told their 25 million followers that they’ve broken up. Founder Pink Shirt Girl will continue to make videos, and Pink Shirt Guy has been given a Pink Slip.

Karolina Shiino, the Ukrainian-born winner of the Miss Japan pageant two weeks ago, relinquished her crown following allegations of an affair with a married man. The Slovenian-born winner of the 2016 Miss White House pageant doesn’t see the big deal about banging married guys.

A federal appeals court rejected Donald Trump’s claim of presidential immunity from prosecution for his actions on January 6. He’ll likely take his case to the Supreme Court – or, Judge Judy, whoever’s available first.

Dartmouth University’s basketball players could become the first collegiate athletes to join a union. If they do, it’s believed they’ll lose games since opposing teams will keep shooting during Dartmouth’s mandatory 15-minute hourly breaks.

Owners of Apple’s $3,500 Vision Pro enhanced-reality headsets who forget the password have to return it to an Apple Store to reset it. There, a Genius Bar employee will let them transport to a mind-blowing enhanced reality after they enter PASSWORD_1.