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A Delta Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit turned around after maggots fell from an overhead bin on to passengers. The maggots were reportedly eating rotting fish, included in their Economy Plus fare.

Billboard compiled their list of the Top 50 Love Songs of All Time, topped by Lionel Richie & Diana Ross’ 1981 duet ‘Endless Love‘. They ranked the songs based on sales and chart ranking, and started by eliminating songs containing ‘ho’ and ‘b*tch’.

The stainless steel bodies of new Tesla Cybertrucks are already rusting. Owners complain the $80,000 trucks are refusing to drive themselves in the rain.

Many purchasers of Apple’s $3,499 Vision Pro virtual reality headset are returning them, complaining of headaches, eye strain, and the virtual sex being not-so-great.

Vladimir Putin mocked Tucker Carlson’s ‘soft’ questions during their two-hour interview. Carlson defended the interview, saying Americans have every right to know Putin’s favorite color is red.

Producers of ‘Young Sheldon’ say the series final season will contain multiple ‘Big Bang Theory’ Easter Eggs – meaning the use of an excessively loud laugh track for the first time.

New data finds the average New York City apartment renter pays over $10,000 in upfrtont costs just to secure an apartment. The total includes a security deposit, first month’s rent, brokers fees, and protection money to the rats.

Usher got married in Las Vegas the day after the Super Bowl to longtime girlfriend Jennifer Goicoechea. Usher met Goicoechea after ending his relationship with Gonorrhea.

Sean Evans, host of the popular ‘Hot Ones’ wing-eating podcast, reportedly broke up with porn star girlfriend Melissa Stratton. Evans said he thought he should see other people, and that she should see several other people in an afternoon.

80% of Americans test positive for chlormequat, a pesticide found in Cheerios that can cause delayed puberty. Parents should get their child tested if they’re still eating Cheerios off a high chair tray at age 15.

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Britney Spears’ father Jamie Spears had his leg amputated – settling half of his lawyer’s fees for keeping Britney’s conservatorship going all those years.

Video game Grand Theft Auto 6 will feature the franchise’s first female protagonist, Lucia. Instead of punching Vice City prostitutes and stealing their money, Lucia tells them they’re fierce and agrees that sex work is real work.

Taylor Swift is Time magazine’s 2023 Person Of The Year.  They promised Beyonce 2024 because the staff wants to live to see 2025.

Gen Z women posting to social media are embracing the trend of ‘Golden Retriever boyfriends’ – loyal, courteous men who make loving companions, but who also can’t help occasionally humping their leg when they’re excited. 

A recent survey finds over one-third of couples undergo “sleep divorce” – sleeping in separate rooms because of snoring, tv watching, or the bed not having enough room for a third person.

Barbie was named to Forbes magazine’s list of the World’s Most Powerful Women – the first woman to make the list who can’t talk or dress herself.

Norman Lear passed away at age 101. Lear’s pioneering sitcoms like ‘All In The Family’, and ‘Sanford & Son‘ elevated the discussion of race relations in America, and paved the way for other producers to create thousands of hours of network TV dogshit.

Dr. Amy Cohen of Narberth, PA was arrested and charged with attempted murder after setting fire to the home of her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s grandmother. It’s now even more difficult to schedule an appointment with her.

Former Congressman George Santos quadrupled his fee for personalized videos on Cameo to $350 following his expulsion. But he’s been ordered to give refunds to people who saw his listing offering videos from Boy George.

Cardi B posted an early New Year’s resolution, saying she plans to drop all “dead weight” in her life. So she unfollowed her husband Offset on Instagram, and made an appointment to have silicone siphoned from her buttocks.