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After decades, premium cable channel Showtime announced they’ll no longer air boxing. But for old times sake, they may ask the women of their only hit show, Yellowjackets, to fistfight each other.

Adam Sandler stopped a comedy show at the SAP Center in San Jose when he heard a fan shout “medical emergency”. First responders treated the fan, as warmup act that nobody wanted to see, Rob Schneider, told them “you can dooo eet!”.

A Lansdale, Pennsylvania man was charged with DUI and indecent exposure after stripping naked inside a Wawa convenience store. He was also charged $4.99 for a Salami Shorti.

Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni separated from her tv journalist partner, Andrea Giambruno, following sexist remarks he’d made regarding the victim of a sexual assault. The two will share custody of their 7-year-old daughter and the pasta maker.

Producers of Rick and Morty discussed how they replaced departed co-creator/actor Justin Roiland for the voices of the title characters. They said first, they made sure the new talent weren’t serial sexist abusive assholes.

Director Christopher Nolan said Hollywood studios missed out by not producing Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour film, allowing it to be distributed exclusively through AMC Theaters. He also said he would have made it at least and hour longer and more confusing for no good reason.

CVS Pharmacy said it will no longer sell cough & cold medication with phenylephrine as the only active ingredient. The drug’s efficacy has been questioned, and besides, they need more room on the pharmacy shelf for opioids & fentanyl anyway.

Chick-fil-A will pay over $4 million to settle a class action lawsuit over their inflated delivery prices during the pandemic. They promised low delivery fees, but then charged higher-than-advertised menu prices for orders placed online and by anyone who sounded gay.

Britney Spears said the abortion of her and Justin Timberlake’s unborn child took place at her home so nobody would find out. And because they found a house call doctor that agreed to bring KFC.

A black bear in Tennessee crashed a family barbecue, eating 10 hamburgers off the grill and washing it down with Diet Coke. The family then took to social media, congratulating themselves for finally having a black guy at one of their cookouts.

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President Trump is expected to lift an Obama-era ban on the sale of military equipment to local police forces, as Dunkin Donuts scrambles to add tank spaces to its parking lots.

Trump is expected to tour flood-ravaged Houston on Tuesday. He’ll circle the area in an Army helicopter for as long as it takes to find a golf course that’s open.

Amazon has lowered prices at newly-acquired Whole Foods. Whole Foods reports that they’re selling so much organic produce, the Red Cross is collecting donations to feed the fruit flies now starving at Whole Foods locations.

Spanish researchers shared findings that drinking four cups of coffee a day lowers risk of death by 30% in persons 45 and older. Starbucks is now accepting Medicare as payment.

The Food and Drug Administration is said to be cracking down on what they consider to be illegal stem cell clinics. The FDA’s website posted a warning letter it sent to U.S. Stem Cell Clinic in Sunrise Florida, and another letter it sent to Taco Bell for its Stem Cell Gordita Crunch.

Walmart is teaming up with Google to allow users to voice-order products via Google Home, to compete with Amazon’s Alexa. So, in the same way that Amazon users can say “Alexa, please order a bag of potato chips” from Amazon, Google Home users can say “Google, I sure’n would appreciate one of them there bags of pork rinds.” from Walmart.

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and wife Priscilla Chan welcomed their second daughter, August. August joins 2 year-old sister Max in a lifetime battle for Likes.

Fitbit introduced a $299 smartwatch, the Ionic, to compete with the Apple Watch. It tracks sleep and activity,  displays heart rate, stores music, and has a battery that lasts four days while it sits on your counter and you skip the gym.

Taylor Swift debuted the first single, ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ from her forthcoming album Reputation. The song gives a co-writing credit to 90s one-hit wonder Right Said Fred — as Gerardo and Lou Bega wait by their respective phones for the big call.

Showtime is being sued for the low quality of its video stream experienced by customers watching the big Mayweather v McGregor fight online. Mayweather prevailed in a fight that lasted 10 rounds despite predictions of a fast finish, but it buffered for at least six more rounds.