Taylor Swift released her new album, Midnights, then several hours later released the ‘3a.m. Edition’ of the album featuring seven new songs, after she remembered seven more guys who’d dumped her.

Elon Musk plans to cut 75% of Twitter’s staff if he buys the company, with the rest hanging on by a Twitter thread.

Netflix added a disclaimer of “fictional” to Season 5 of its series ‘The Crown’, which follows the drama of Britain’s Royal Family, after viewer backlash. However, they still refuse to add a disclaimer of “dull”.

Netflix is also planning to film a new Adam Sandler movie with ‘Uncut Gems’ writer/director partners the Safdie Brothers. Right now it’s only referred to as ‘Untitled Adam Sandler Project And NO, Rob Schneider & Kevin James Can’t Be In It.’

Steve Bannon is scheduled to be sentenced today following his conviction for Contempt of Congress. Bannon is expected to fight the sentence, as well as any requests to get his to shave or shower beforehand.

Girl Scouts of America received its largest-ever individual donation, $84.5 million, from Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife, philanthropist MacKenzie Scott. Said Scott, “now get me the goddamned Thin Mints.”

New York City opened a tent camp to house immigrants bused there by southern U.S. states. The immigrants are unexpectedly finding themselves fighting for tents with NYC residents because they’re nicer than their apartments.

Motley Crue and Def Leppard announced a 2023 World Tour, giving fans in South America and Europe the chance to see & hear for themselves that Vince Neil can’t sing anymore.

James Corden, who’d reportedly apologized for his rude behavior to restaurant servers, now says in a New York Times interview “I haven’t done anything wrong, on any level”. This comes as news to anyone who watched ‘Cats‘.

Fashion house Balenciaga terminated their relationship with Kanye West over his anti-Semitic remarks. However, West is expected to sign a deal with Wrangler jeans, who say if they worked with Brett Favre, they might as well work with this guy.

A Rhode Island high school basketball coach allegedly molested students while telling them he was measuring their body fat. He plans a vigorous defense, saying obese boys weren’t molested, nor did they make the basketball team.

Veterans can now teach in Florida schools without a degree – a controversial privilege once reserved only for gym teachers.

The New Jersey Farm Fair took place as planned over the weekend despite 98 degree heat. Several cows & pigs were treated for heat exhaustion after riding the Tilt-A-Whirl

Steve Bannon was convicted on two Contempt of Congress charges. He also pleaded no contest to multiple Contempt of Personal Hygiene charges.

A duck named Wrinkle completed the Long Island Marathon and received a medal. Wrinkle’s owner said the hardest part was finding running shoes.

As a protest against rampant gun violence, Pat Benatar won’t sing ‘Hit Me With Your Best Shot‘ in concert. As a protest against the overturning of Roe v Wade, she changed the lyrics of a lesser hit to ‘Hell Is For Children (That Probably Should Have Been Aborted)’.

T-Mobile agreed to pay $350 million in compensation to affected customers over a 2021 data breach. They’ve already started to notify customers via phone call, but since they’re T-Mobile customers, most of the calls dropped.

A chess playing robot broke a boy’s finger during a tournament in Moscow. The boy’s finger was put in a cast and the game continued; however, the robot will no longer be allowed to participate in an upcoming Candy Land tournament.

Tubal ligation for women and vasectomies for men are surging in the wake of the Roe v Wade decision – so much that the owners of a popular dating app are considering introducing Tinder: Sterilized.

Following the retirement of Vince McMahon, wrestler Paul ‘Triple H’ Levesque was announced as Head of WWE Creative. Triple H plans to introduce the first non-binary WWE Champion, who is both Hero & Heel.